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Chesapeake Bay Crabs

Sweater than Carolina's

Fresher salt water...

 

What if we had crabs?

they'd make Minnesota proud!

Just like our Lutefisk.

 

Likewise Baseball Teams

play like they're under water

will come up for breath

 

Thanks for noticing

Today's game thread consists of

Uninspired Haiku

 

Or inspired Haiku

written by and for the folk

too lazy to count.

 

Orioles
0. Jorge Lopez (R ) P
1. Cedric Mullins ( L) CF
2. Freddy Galvis ( S ) SS
3. Trey Mancini (R ) 1B
4. Anthony Santander ( S ) DH
5. DJ Stewart ( L) RF
6. Maikel Franco (R ) 3B
7. Stevie Wilkerson ( S ) LF
8. Pat Valaika (R ) 2B
9. Chance Sisco ( L) C
 
Twins
0. Michael Pineda (R ) P
1. Max Kepler ( L) RF
2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B
3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH
4. Alex Kirilloff ( L) 1B
5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B
6. Trevor Larnach ( L) LF
7. Willians Astudillo (R ) C
8. Rob Refsnyder (R ) CF
9. Andrelton Simmons (R ) SS
 
 
How many poets
Does it take to change light-bulbs?
(write your own answer)
 
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2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

How many poets

Does it take to change light-bulbs?
(write your own answer)
 

Just one, but it takes 2 days, because first they have to compose 100 couplets reflecting on the deeper meaning of light and dark.

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1 minute ago, SwainZag said:

The big man playing 3B, it's been awhile

I thought he played there last week, but I could be wrong.  That was the first time since like 2019, IIRC.

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4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I thought he played there last week, but I could be wrong.  That was the first time since like 2019, IIRC.

Good call, he played 3rd in the 8-5 win against Cleveland....I apparently didn't pay that much attention.

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If Hawkins keeps saying "Jesus" during his broadcasts, I don't think he'll have a future in the booth.  He's now 2 for 2 during the last 2 games.  It's not a big deal to me, but to those in this PC world, it's a big deal.

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7 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

What do you mean, the play at home?

He was thrown out at home on a squibber to third base, if that's what you're asking.

That's what i was asking. My feed froze and Austudillo was on first with no run scored

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