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Rob Garbleheimer's Mindysoda Tweens Limeup

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#1 BigTrane

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 09:33 AM

Just catching up on the Twins-Yanquis game and noticed their play-by-play guy referring to Gardy as 'Rob' Gardenhire.

So in the spirit of flyover country, and to the tune of 'New Yorke State of Mime', I present the projected NY pronunciations of the Tweens projected limeup.

1- CF Haron Dicks
2- 2B Ryan Doozy
3- 1B Mojo Jojo
4- RF Lee Harvey Oswaldo
5- LF Gosh Lillehammer
6- 3B Treble Proof
7- DH Crip Coachella
8- C Burp Suzy-Q-y
9- SS Repo Flowerman

SP: Tricky Tobasco
RP: Prim Gherkins

Bench: L. Ron Mostaccioli, Chasesome Nibblets

Edited by BigTrane, 15 March 2014 - 09:35 AM.

Feel free to pile on about Suzuki.

#2 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 01:28 PM

Quarterback: Dan Smith, BYU

#3 70charger

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 09:35 PM

I got around to watching this game today. I think the guy had a mini-stroke each time a new Twin came up to bat. My favorite was when he managed to make Caleb Thielbar sound like someone from Saudi Arabia.