Article: Getting Out of a Hole (a Parable)
Posted 15 October 2013 - 06:31 AM
~You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant~
Posted 15 October 2013 - 07:28 AM
Wouldn't it be fun if he became an expert on ladders?
Used them wisely and aggressively?
That would be some guy.
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because it has a name or a photo you recognize.
- Abraham Lincoln
Posted 15 October 2013 - 08:07 AM
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Posted 15 October 2013 - 11:21 AM
I wonder if the bosses and employees at the other 29 work sites around town know about this amazing Ladder Technology as well.
We better hope not - if they do, that might cause a run on ladders which will cause the price to skyrocket (they only make so many a year, you know).
Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:06 PM
he glared up at his boss and said, "I'm not digging. I'm prospecting".
When he was 14 feet deep he unearthed a bunch of gold nuggets and one of the biggest diamonds ever found.
And a jetpack from Japan which he used used to escape the hole. His only comment: "ladders are for scaredy cat geeks."
Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:25 PM
He struck a sewer line, crawled through a thousand feet of foulness, and came out clean on the other side.
Edited by Han Joelo, 15 October 2013 - 01:27 PM.