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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 9/27 7:10PM

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#21 VATwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:19 PM

This is getting off to yet another good start

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:21 PM

Much more of this and I'll never buy another car from Cleveland.

#23 VATwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

I could be wrong but I think they are trying to use sex to sell automobiles.


Let's just say there wasn't much work done in the office while that young lady was sauntering around.

#24 Winston Smith

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

That does it, I was going out to wash and wax my Benz but after that commercial I'm going back to my corner for the evening.

May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

Carnac: One thousand wins
Ed: One thousand wins. That could mean anything.
Carnac: But according to this hermetically sealed envelope, tonight it will mean only one thing.
Ed: What?
Carnac: (Pst, Ed, you're supposed to do the whole Your Magnificence and Hey-Yo thing.)
Ed: (Oh.) One thousand wins. Hey-yo, Your Magnificence.
Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand lineup cards infest your cellar.
Ed: The contents, please?
Carnac: What didn't save Charlie Manuel either?

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:25 PM

Let's just say there wasn't much work done in the office while that young lady was sauntering around.


I was going to say sashaying, but sauntering is probably more correct.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:26 PM

I was feverishly going through the Mozart Sonatas while stalling for time, and hadn't gotten to the Concertos yet.

Shows you what I know, I thought Hyundai made Sonatas.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:28 PM

The joke is clearly about the blond who comes into a library, not the one working there. So I don't see how it could be insulting to you.

If you weren't blond (currently) you prolly would've picked up on that.


So if she had dyed her hair red last night she would be smarter today?

#29 Winston Smith

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:29 PM

What the?

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#30 snepp

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:29 PM

An outfielder...

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:31 PM

Carnac: "Sashaying and/or sauntering."
Ed: HA HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA.
Carnac: Remember in rehearsal, where you wait for the punchline before your canned guffaw? I know it's tough after a couple dozen highballs, but we're not exactly breaking new ground here.
Ed: A thousand apologies, your magnificance. Sashaying. And. Or. Sauntering.
Carnac: What are the Indians doing around the bases tonight?

#32 VATwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:34 PM

Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:34 PM

Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:36 PM

So if she had dyed her hair red last night she would be smarter today?


She would raise the average IQ of both groups by doing so.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:38 PM

Let's see, 4 runs for the Indians in the 1st.

I say the Twins stay true to form and go 1-2-3.

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

It'll be colder come winter.

The sun will come up in the morning.

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.

#36 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:39 PM

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

It'll be colder come winter.

The sun will come up in the morning.

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.


Technically, they aren't out of it yet.

'The biggest communication problem is that we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.' Sometimes on here I think this could be stated as 'The biggest communication problem is that we do not read to understand. We read to reply.'


#37 D. Hocking

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:40 PM

Since we really should have some baseball discussion, if the Twins dyed their hair red would they get more hits or pitch better?

#38 VATwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:40 PM

Other bold predictions in VATwinsFan's past:

It'll be colder come winter.

The sun will come up in the morning.

The Vikings won't win the Super Bowl this year.


The first two are predictions; the third one is a fact.

#39 JB_Iowa

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:41 PM

Twins are now on track for all time record for most runs scored in a game?


Thank you sir, would like another?

Or maybe 4 more here?

#40 VATwinsFan

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:44 PM

Since we should really have some baseball discussion, it the Twins dyed their hair read would they pitch better or get more hits?


Probably not, but they'd feel better about it.