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#21 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:03 PM

I thought you put that in there for me! Tell the truth, you'd be disappointed if I DIDN'T say something!


I'd like to help... You are a friend and I want you to be happy... Here is some Brian Dozier information for you... Stuff to help you when you finally make your move:

1. Brian is from Fulton Mississippi
2. He has small town sensibilities... Fulton is population 3,882.
3. Fulton is building a plant for Cellulosic Ethonol. Brian knows what that means for the local economy.
4. Brian is a fan of NASCAR... He was a big Kyle Petty Fan.
5. He wears an Elvis Costume every Halloween
6. He loves Corn on the Cob and eats it by putting the whole cob in his mouth clamping down and pulling the cob out slowly while his teeth pull each kernel off on the way out. Before he swallows the Corn he puts an entire stick of butter in his mouth and then swallows the whole works.
7. Brian likes to read... But he doesn't know how... He simply makes up what he wants the book to say. His favorite book is For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway... Brian says its about a Panda Bear that got lost in Vancouver while searching for a better brand of bamboo.
8. He has the days of the week sewn into his underwear... Since he can't read... He wears Wednesday on Friday.
9. Brian likes piña Colodas and getting caught in the rain... And he laughs when his girlfriend answers the exact same personal ad that he does.
10. Brian also like Puppies and Old People.

Edited by Riverbrian, 17 September 2013 - 07:06 PM.

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#22 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:04 PM

Wasn't there something said that Joe (and others) were testing out some new equipment with thicker padding or some such? Thought I read that. Something that was being tested to help with the heavy dings.


It didnt work!
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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:11 PM

A friend just forwarded this article that argues that bunting is almost always a bad idea and that the smarter teams are bunting less. Any comments?


I didn't read the article because I'm busy thinking up goofy stuff... But... Bunting is a good idea if you are playing for one run. However... If you are trying to win a game... Bunting is a bad idea.

The biggest problem with bunting is... It potentially kills the crooked number. 3 4 or 5 run innings win ball games... It's much harder to get the big inning if you are giving up an out... You need string some things together. A bunt cuts the string.
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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:11 PM

Does Pelfrey get paid by the hour? That would explain some things.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:13 PM

I'd like to help... You are a friend and I want you to be happy... Here is some Brian Dozier information for you... Stuff to help you when you finally make your move:

1. Brian is from Fulton Mississippi
2. He has small town sensibilities... Fulton is population 3,882.
3. Fulton is building a plant for Cellulosic Ethonol. Brian knows what that means for the local economy.
4. Brian is a fan of NASCAR... He was a big Kyle Petty Fan.
5. He wears an Elvis Costume every Halloween
6. He loves Corn on the Cob and eats it by putting the whole cob in his mouth clamping down and pulling the cob out slowly while his teeth pull each kernel off on the way out. Before he swallows the Corn he puts an entire stick of butter in his mouth and then swallows the whole works.
7. Brian likes to read... But he doesn't know how... He simply makes up what he wants the book to say. His favorite book is For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway... Brian says its about a Panda Bear that got lost in Vancouver while searching for a better brand of bamboo.
8. He has the days of the week sewn into his underwear... Since he can't read... He wears Wednesday on Friday.
9. Brian likes piña Colodas and getting caught in the rain... And he laughs when his girlfriend answers the exact same personal ad that he does.
10. Brian also like Puppies and Old People.


Sounds like someone has already made their move....and GOT SOME!

#26 Riverbrian

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:14 PM

Does Pelfrey get paid by the hour? That would explain some things.


No... But give him a couple years and he will be.
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#27 Joe A. Preusser

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:14 PM

I didn't read the article because I'm busy thinking up goofy stuff... But... Bunting is a good idea if you are playing for one run. However... If you are trying to win a game... Bunting is a bad idea.

The biggest problem with bunting is... It potentially kills the crooked number. 3 4 or 5 run innings win ball games... It's much harder to get the big inning if you are giving up an out... You need string some things together. A bunt cuts the string.


I am a big fan of bunting for hits. Otherwise, unless the pitcher is locked in against you and one run will make the difference, I'd say you're better off swinging away.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:15 PM

No... But give him a couple years and he will be.


Congrats, I laughed out loud at this one.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:17 PM

The biggest problem with bunting is... It potentially kills the crooked number.


In the early innings you don't necessarily know how many runs you'll need. Bunting then seems bad in general.

If you have your ace on the mound, maybe you have a better idea of that number, even early. Or, if you have a good OBP offense with poor slugging, maybe bunting can help you wring a few more runs out, by cutting down on the two-runner innings that don't produce anything.

But I'm laying out extreme cases here; in the average game the early sacrifice is so far from optimal that it's hardly worth looking at anymore.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:18 PM

Congrats, I laughed out loud at this one.


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:19 PM

I am a big fan of bunting for hits. Otherwise, unless the pitcher is locked in against you and one run will make the difference, I'd say you're better off swinging away.


Yes, bunting for hits is a different story, and I was expecting that to be explored more, given the title of the linked article. If you do it because you feel it lifts your overall chance of hitting safely, go for it.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:19 PM

In the early innings you don't necessarily know how many runs you'll need. Bunting then seems bad in general.

If you have your ace on the mound, maybe you have a better idea of that number, even early. Or, if you have a good OBP offense with poor slugging, maybe bunting can help you wring a few more runs out, by cutting down on the two-runner innings that don't produce anything.

But I'm laying out extreme cases here; in the average game the early sacrifice is so far from optimal that it's hardly worth looking at anymore.


If Chief was managing... He'd be bunting all the time.
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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:19 PM

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Well deserved, Sir.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:21 PM

His favorite book is For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway... Brian says its about a Panda Bear that got lost in Vancouver while searching for a better brand of bamboo.


I think Brian D. is getting his literature and pornographic films mixed up. The film with the Panda is extraordinary. I now have a much deeper respect for Panda Bears and how Bamboo is used.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:22 PM

It didnt work!


I don't think he was trying it out during games ... just ... in practice? Or something? I did read something about this, though, that they were developing 'better' equipment ... a la the enhanced batting helmet.
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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:24 PM

I'd like to help... You are a friend and I want you to be happy... Here is some Brian Dozier information for you... Stuff to help you when you finally make your move:

1. Brian is from Fulton Mississippi
2. He has small town sensibilities... Fulton is population 3,882.
3. Fulton is building a plant for Cellulosic Ethonol. Brian knows what that means for the local economy.
4. Brian is a fan of NASCAR... He was a big Kyle Petty Fan.
5. He wears an Elvis Costume every Halloween
6. He loves Corn on the Cob and eats it by putting the whole cob in his mouth clamping down and pulling the cob out slowly while his teeth pull each kernel off on the way out. Before he swallows the Corn he puts an entire stick of butter in his mouth and then swallows the whole works.
7. Brian likes to read... But he doesn't know how... He simply makes up what he wants the book to say. His favorite book is For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway... Brian says its about a Panda Bear that got lost in Vancouver while searching for a better brand of bamboo.
8. He has the days of the week sewn into his underwear... Since he can't read... He wears Wednesday on Friday.
9. Brian likes piña Colodas and getting caught in the rain... And he laughs when his girlfriend answers the exact same personal ad that he does.
10. Brian also like Puppies and Old People.


Seriously, do you have any idea how homoerotic #6 sounds?

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:27 PM

Well deserved, Sir.


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:29 PM

Seriously, do you have any idea how homoerotic #6 sounds?


Which Part... Corn... Butter?
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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:30 PM

If Chief was managing... He'd be bunting all the time.


Them thar fightin' words.

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 07:31 PM

Which Part... Corn... Butter?

Yes.