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Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

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#161 twinsnorth49

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:02 PM

Who's left the bigger steaming pile at Comiskey tonight, the Twins or all those dogs?.......at least they can clean the dog crap up, us, we're stuck.

#162 snepp

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:02 PM

Safe to say their pathetic season is over?


Over like a 4-6 record in April.

#163 LaBombo

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:03 PM

Bombo, is this yours?

https://encrypted-tb...8Q2gzIfglwvtjiu

Where did you find it? I've been looking for it ever since I picked Aaron Hicks to win Rookie of the Year just as his first spring training home run was clearing the fence!

#164 GCTF

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:04 PM

Chris Hermann is my bet. But with the expansion don't we have a 20 man pen? I'm not saying we won't use them all up, but ...


If anyone can use a position player to pitch in a September game, Gardy can.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:04 PM

Where did you find it? I've been looking for it ever since I picked Aaron Hicks to win Rookie of the Year just as his first spring training home run was clearing the fence!


TR's bottom desk drawer?

#166 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:06 PM

Wonder why Chi Town didn't take Bark to the game tonight?


Bark is in Chicago?

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:07 PM

Over like a 4-6 record in spring training.


minor correction.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:07 PM

Bark is in Chicago?


Only one way to be certain.



Check the bushes outside the window.

#169 LaBombo

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:09 PM

"Bark is in Chicago?"

she asked nervously, glancing reflexively to check that the door was locked.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:10 PM

Only one way to be certain.



Check the bushes outside the window.


Hmm ... checking the bushes out the window ... that's a long way down.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:11 PM

Bark is in Chicago?

A good mom would know those things.

May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:12 PM

Hmm ... checking the bushes out the window ... that's a long way down.


Get the binoculars, see him now?
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:17 PM

Carnac: Shock and Awe
Ed: Shock and Awe
Carnac: Yes, give me the envelope
Ed: ...
Carnac: Twins fans after a scoreless inning in Chicago

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:18 PM

Ummm, is it just me or should someone tell Devries he's not a small pant size anymore?

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:18 PM

Only one way to be certain.



Check the bushes outside the window.


True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

I walked into a fire hydrant.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

#176 LaBombo

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:19 PM

Bears got a safety? Lemme guess, Peppers sacked that idiot Ponder in the endzone because he didn't see Rudolph wide open at the 20. Is Cassel in yet?

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:20 PM

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

I walked into a fire hydrant.

Break anything?

May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


#178 LaBombo

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:22 PM

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

I walked into a fire hydrant.

At least you knew to avoid it the next 200 times you walked past that window at exactly the same time each night...

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:24 PM

Break anything?



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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:24 PM

At least you knew to avoid it the next 200 times you walked past that window at exactly the same time each night...


Will a cell phone to call her with!!!
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".