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Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

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#21 Riverbrian

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:10 PM

But the bat handling, think of the bat handling.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:12 PM

Its a wonder none of these series games are being picked up nationally:confused:

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:12 PM

He needs a rest... He's facing a tough right hander... He got stuck in Chicago Traffic trying to find your place... He's got a sore throat. The dog ate his batting gloves and... Bert Blyleven said something mean about his Mississippi accent and he refuses to play.


Okay ... I know this isn't true. I mean, Kenny Williams used to live in my building; so did Octavio Dotel; it can't be THAT hard to get here and around.
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#24 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:12 PM

I hate the White Sox so, so much!


Welcome to the club, righty! And I have to live amongst them!
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:16 PM

You'd think that itch would have turned into a full-fledged gangrenous sore by now in dire need of amputation.


More like in dire need of what happened to Jack Nicholson's character at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:17 PM

That's why the White Sox will draft before us... Nice turn Beckham.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:19 PM

lol @ the white sox guys talking about Plouffe ... and then mentioned Sano, pronounced it SANN-o ... with the Chicago 'twang' to boot.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:20 PM

The only thing worse right now than being a Twins fan is being a B**tch Sox fan and listening to duh Hawk.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:20 PM

More like in dire need of what happened to Jack Nicholson's character at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest....


That scene was very emotional

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:21 PM

He needs a rest... He's facing a tough right hander... He got stuck in Chicago Traffic trying to find your place... He's got a sore throat. The dog ate his batting gloves and... Bert Blyleven said something mean about his Mississippi accent and he refuses to play.


Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:21 PM

I would've walked Plouffe to face Arcia also. Comparison: I would've walked Bonds to face Kent.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.


lol ... too late. When I make apple crisp, it's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

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That is so cute -- I want one.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

Wtf is it with Arcia and high fast balls???
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

That is so cute -- I want one.


I don't want one, but I really want to know what in the heck it has in its mouth.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

lol ... too late. When I make apple crisp, it's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


So if Dozier showed up at your door with a sad look, there would be no apple crisp for him? You would not offer to make another one?

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:24 PM

I don't want one, but I really want to know what in the heck it has in its mouth.


I assumed that was a bottle with bat baby formula in it.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:24 PM

So if Dozier showed up at your door with a sad look, there would be no apple crisp for him? You would not offer to make another one?


Oh, I would most definitely offer to make him one. But that's not what you said before. :)
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:24 PM

Or maybe he is looking for ChiTown in the hope of scoring some apple crisp before it's all gone.


Scoring Apple Crisp? Back in my younger days... I used to get a lot of Apple Crisp!!!
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:25 PM

I assumed that was a bottle with bat baby formula in it.


Oh, I thought it was one of those wax things you used to be able to buy at penny candy stores that was filled with flavored sugar water.
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