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#1 Riverbrian

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 03:42 PM

A's: SP Sonny Gray

CF Crisp
3B Donaldson
SS Lowrie
RF Moss
LF Cespedes
1B Barton
DH Smith
C Vogt
2B Sogard

Twins: SP Mike Pelfrey

CF Presley
3B Escobar
2B Dozier
RF Arcia
DH Plouffe
LF Willingham
1B Parmelee
C Herrmann
SS Florimon

Things to Think about:

1. Think about Sonny Gray... The Kid has been good with a 2.51 ERA since coming up from the farm recently. Kids that start good tend to stutter after awhile and maybe he will stutter tonight. I'm not sure I'd want a name like Sonny Gray... The two names seemed opposed to each other. He's like a conflicted sky. He's been Sonny so far... Let's make him Gray tonight.

2. Think about Eduardo Escobar... Batting 2nd and manning the 3B Spot... Been awhile since we seen him... For his sake... I hope he does well.

3. Think about Alex Presley... He is kicking Justin Morneau's rear end so far... Clearly we have won this trade with Pittsburgh. Morneau is 6 for 27 with only 1 extra base hit (a double). Presley... He's been 14 for 40... (2 doubles and 1 Dinger). We fleeced them Pirates... Raise that Jolly Roger!!!

4. Think about Dozier and the Hammer and the Plouffe... When game 162 concludes... Who will be the home run leader on the Twins. Dozier has 17 and that ties him with Justin Morneau for the team lead... Willingham and Plouffe have 14 bombs. Or will Arcia or Colabello get insanely hot and blow past the field. What were the odds at the beginning of the year that Dozier would be the home run leader. 100 to 1? 200 to 1? Dozier... Home Run Leader... is quite possible.

5. Think about Taxes... A Fine is a tax for doing wrong... A Tax is a fine for doing well.
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#2 twinsnorth49

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:00 PM

More damn kids hockey again tonight!Once more relegated to the loneliness of the archived game on MLBTV.

Enjoy the game thread...and hopefully the game too.



Dear hockey gods, please forgive me for cursing the game in vain.

#3 VATwinsFan

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:20 PM

Raise that Jolly Roger!!!


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How's this?

#4 twinsnorth49

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:24 PM

[quote name='Riverbrian'] Raise that Jolly Roger!!!QUOTE]

[quote name='VATwinsFan']Posted Image

How's this?[/QUOTE]

Ummm......I hope that's all he had in mind.....

#5 LaBombo

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:50 PM

3. Think about Alex Presley... He is kicking Justin Morneau's rear end so far... Clearly we have won this trade with Pittsburgh. Morneau is 6 for 27 with only 1 extra base hit (a double). Presley... He's been 14 for 40... (2 doubles and 1 Dinger). We fleeced them Pirates... Raise that Jolly Roger!!!

On cue, Morneau 4 for 5 with a double today. Hope your post has the same effect on Presley tonight.

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:53 PM

Jolly Roger alternative:
Posted ImageSadly, it seems unlikely that the affable, squishy-looking fellows on the Twins logo will be gracing the tails of any USN aircraft any time soon...

Edited by LaBombo, 11 September 2013 - 04:56 PM.


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

Jolly Roger alternative:
Posted ImageSadly, it seems unlikely that the affable, squishy-looking fellows on the Twins logo will be gracing the tails of any USN aircraft any time soon...


F-14 Tomcat! They just don't make them like this anymore.

#8 VATwinsFan

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

Jolly Roger alternative:
Posted ImageSadly, it seems unlikely that the affable, squishy-looking fellows on the Twins logo will be gracing the tails of any USN aircraft any time soon...


Aaaaaargh matey, that is what I'm talking about.

#9 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

Jolly Roger.jpg

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

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How's this?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:41 PM

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May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


#12 VATwinsFan

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:45 PM

Mine is a kinder, gentler Jolly Roger.

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:49 PM

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I like mannequins too... Kinky!:)

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:55 PM

I like mannequins too... Kinky!:)


I'm really worried about you.
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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:56 PM

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:58 PM

All right sports fans, the Twins march to .500 continues -- 18 wins in the last 19 games will do it.

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:05 PM

Another win tonight would be very nice. Today was a tough day and a win would help.

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:16 PM

Pelfrey ERA is below FIVE... So is the age that I act.
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Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:18 PM

Another win tonight would be very nice. Today was a tough day and a win would help.


GLORM!!!

Hows it Hanging Glorm?

Now you type -- Duct tape... Yeah Duct tape.
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#20 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:19 PM

I'm really worried about you.


Thanks for your concern ChiTown. I have fired my mother and now have adopted you as my adult woman overseer. Essentially, you are my new mom... Congratulations!!!

Love,

Lil' Barky

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