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#181 James

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:02 PM

Are we 100% sure of that?

I sure hope so.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#182 Riverbrian

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:03 PM

Your eyes are amazing... They are as blue as the toilet water at home.


And finally... "See my friend over there... He wants to know if you think I'm cute"?

or

I'm not trying to impress you... But... I am The real Batman!!!
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#183 James

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:04 PM

And finally... "See my friend over there... He wants to know if you think I'm cute"?

or

I'm not trying to impress you... But... I am The real Batman!!!

Sorry RB, you've done better than those two.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


#184 ashburyjohn

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:05 PM

ntto


Which one? There's two (probably).

#185 Riverbrian

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:05 PM

Oh my...Bert just referred to his "pink balls". Good thing they were talking about golf...


Umm... Mine are Blue
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#186 ashburyjohn

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:06 PM

Umm... Mine are Blue


Redundant. You already told us you are married.

#187 James

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:06 PM

Umm... Mine are Blue

I'm not touching that one.

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#188 ashburyjohn

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 PM

Sean Doolittle did little. Har har har har.

#189 Riverbrian

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 PM

Sorry RB, you've done better than those two.


I know... But what really matters is... Do they work on the ladies... I've been outta the game for awhile.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

#190 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 PM

woohoo!
When life gives you lemons, suck on them and persevere.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 PM

Nice win!

#192 LaBombo

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:07 PM

At a bar having fun or in detox.

Why not both? Give credit where it's due!

btw, who is Buck 91?

#193 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

Darn! That's going to hurt our draft chances for next year!

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

Wow, nice efficient outing for Perk. Even on a bad team a solid closer is a nice luxury to have.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

Why not both? Give credit where it's due!

btw, who is Buck 91?

buckninetyone
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

Redundant. You already told us you are married.


I'm confused... Blue Titleist... What are you talking about?
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#197 James

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:08 PM

That'll do Perk... That'll do.

You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:09 PM

buckninetyone


Poster here ... the name is referencing Laudner's batting average
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#199 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:10 PM

Umm... Mine are Blue


I hear there is a video of Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter that will cure you of this affliction if you watch it.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:11 PM

I know... But what really matters is... Do they work on the ladies... I've been outta the game for awhile.


I'm sure it's working on Bark, so at least you've got a fallback.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:12 PM

btw, who is Buckninetyone?


That's a very interesting question. Who is anyone? Are we just biomechanical organisms, or is there something inside us that transcends the sum of our parts?

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:13 PM

Fun game thread tonight. Thanks all!

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:13 PM

I'm confused... Blue Titleist...


The brand of choice.

#204 ashburyjohn

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:15 PM

That's a very interesting question. Who is anyone? Are we just biomechanical organisms, or is there something inside us that transcends the sum of our parts?


Put that up as an article, and guess how many posts before someone blames Gardy, Ryan or the Pohlads, OR the people who blame them.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:17 PM

I'm sure it's working on Bark, so at least you've got a fallback.


Why do you love me so hard AJ?

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:21 PM

Why do you love me so hard AJ?


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXt8-8olyk

(Edit: You know what is disturbing? Accidentally get about 4 copies of the above video going at once, all a few seconds out of sync with each other. Yeesh.)

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#207 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:26 PM

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.