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#41 glunn

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:13 PM

Does everyone have an 'I had a girl/boy in Texas once' story?


I spent 2 months in Fort Worth when I was 16. I have some memorable girl stories but no boy stories.

#42 glunn

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:13 PM

Okay ... Glunn ... c'mon ... if you are going to take the time 'liking' everything, at least contribute to the game chat! :)


I am at work and keep getting interrupted.

#43 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:15 PM

I am at work and keep getting interrupted.


Okay, you are forgiven.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:17 PM

As I understand it, that's how she tells of it too.

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:19 PM

... but no boy stories.

Which we deduced from the fact that you are still alive...

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:21 PM

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

I follow her on twitter. :roll:

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:21 PM

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!

#48 LaBombo

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:22 PM

I follow her on twitter. :roll:

Me too, but only once a year to see how the parole hearing went...

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:23 PM

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!


Sigh. He kept it G rated.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:27 PM

Sigh. He kept it G rated.

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Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:29 PM

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Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.


That's not really a consolation.

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#52 LaBombo

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:33 PM

That's not really a consolation.

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.
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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:35 PM

oh, jaysus ... ow!

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:38 PM

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.
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Looks like a free colonoscopy thrown in for good measure.

#55 LaBombo

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:39 PM

oh, jaysus ... ow!

Buyer beware, there's no way to unsee this once you've seen it:

man gets underwear ripped off by a bull - YouTube

And no, Chief, it's not home video of my vacation.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:40 PM

My wife posted this on Facebook today:
[h=5]Way mature son introduced us to "Orange is the New Black." "Women in prison!" my husband says, and we all know what he's thinking. Turns out he has a thing for Laura Prepon. Didn't even know he'd ever watched the 70's show. Walked in as he's trying to load Episode 3. The screen read Lesbian Request Denied. I thought it was a message specifically sent to him.[/h]

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:47 PM

Can't believe my 'vacation' will be over come Monday. That was a fast 3 weeks.

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#58 LaBombo

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:47 PM

Hernandez looking like a 3rd starter if we can just get him about 15 or so starts against the Astros...

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:47 PM

Pinto is making this whole major league baseball thing look pretty easy.

#60 LaBombo

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:49 PM

Random Gardy outburst, audible over the din of 700 bored fans: "Get your @ss over there, Scottie!"