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Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 9/1 2:05PM

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#41 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:05 PM

Yes seriously.

Seriously blond.

I am NOT technically savvy, and while it didn't seem like a possibility, and I should just go with instinct, my lack of technical savviness makes me question even the obviously stupid.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:06 PM

It seems to me that the Twins starting pitching has been excellent in this series, including Correia today.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:09 PM

I am NOT technically savvy, and while it didn't seem like a possibility, and I should just go with instinct, my lack of technical savviness makes me question even the obviously stupid.

Just givin' ya a hard time, chitown.

I'm famous for my tech unsavvyness.

And for my vocabulary.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:12 PM

Go Air Force!

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:13 PM

Heh, I know ... but you see my conundrum ... something I should just know is not possible, I will think maybe it is because I'm such a techno-dolt. On this one thing, I'm prone to gullibity.

Idiots will be idiots. Recognize it and don't be one yourself or engage in pointless dialog. Unless you are trying to entertain yourself.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:21 PM

Just givin' ya a hard time, chitown.

I'm famous for my tech unsavvyness.

And for my vocabulary.


I am using a 5 year old flip phone. It works and all my favorite #s are stored.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:35 PM

Thanks! Not sure what I did to make it go upside down to begin with. It's difficult enough to post photos from a phone to begin with.


My Photoshoop skilz are not good enough to fix the camera angle though.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:38 PM

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Twins are annoying the Rangers today.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:42 PM

Um, okay, I think this is going to be a very blonde question


Where is Brian when we need him, for some blonde jokes?

I'm not going to post blonde jokes. Instead, I'll do something that was fun on road trips: here's the punch line, what's the blonde-joke setup? (Who knows, you might come up with something better than the one I know.)

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'"

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:43 PM

Twins are annoying the Rangers today.


"Is that a worm on your butt or are you just glad to see me?"

/ not a blonde joke

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:44 PM

Where is Brian when we need him, for some blonde jokes?

I'm not going to post blonde jokes. Instead, I'll do something that was fun on road trips: here's the punch line, what's the blonde-joke setup? (Who knows, you might come up with something better than the one I know.)

"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'"


[h=2]A blonde keeps checking her mailbox but there is no mail. She comes out again-- no mail. Neighbor asks -- What's wrong. Blonde says ...[/h]

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:46 PM

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:51 PM

A blonde keeps checking her mailbox but there is no mail. She comes out again-- no mail. Neighbor asks -- What's wrong. Blonde says ...


Good. 'Nother'un:

"That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:53 PM

Good. 'Nother'un:

"That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."


A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles." ...

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 03:57 PM

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles." ...


I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis


#56 glunn

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 04:00 PM

I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?


She was a blonde! Get in the game my friend.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 04:02 PM

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.


Very good. Here's one more, and I'm done:

"I don't get it. Did she take a few hits of acid?"

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 04:06 PM

She was a blonde! Get in the game my friend.


I understand the Dumb Blonde part of it, but why was she hallucinating? I am concerned.

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But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis


#59 glunn

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 04:07 PM

I understand the Dumb Blonde part of it, but why was she hallucinating? I am concerned.


You are very funny.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 04:07 PM

Nice game win AND series win.