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Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/31 7:05PM

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#61 GCTF

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:03 PM

Alright, got a bottle of the Captain, unlimited rocks and some store brand cola. I'm ready to go 15 innings.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:04 PM

Stupid Australian players (Merno). At least we still have Canadian Great Andrew Albers.:)


Meh, he's from Saskatchewan. We feel about them the way Minnesotans feel about the Sconnies.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:05 PM

Cletus, you sack of crap.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

Meh, he's from Saskatchewan. We feel about them the way Minnesotans feel about the Sconnies.

Secretly jealous of their sporting success?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:09 PM

Mastroiannianniannianni, you sack of crap.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:10 PM

Secretly jealous of their sporting success?


Maybe a little.:s-chainsaw::s-chainsaw::s-chainsaw::s-chainsaw:

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:13 PM

Home, home on the range. Where the dear and the antelope play.......................

Major League Baseball is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:17 PM

This Presley guy not only can sing but sounds like soon to be all time great Twin or maybe Roy has extra lipstick to night.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:18 PM

Alright, got a bottle of the Captain, unlimited rocks and some store brand cola. I'm ready to go 15 innings.

That gonna be sufficient?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:19 PM

By Jeff Todd [August 31 at 8:49pm CST]
8:49pm: The PTBNL is pitcher Duke Welker, MLB sources tell Tom Singer of MLB.com. Welker, 27, threw 1 1/3 scoreless innings in a brief stint with the Pirates earlier this season, his first with a major league club. In the minors, the 6-foot-7 right hander has a 3.25 ERA in 61 innings for the Pirates' Triple-A affiliate this year.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:21 PM

By Jeff Todd [August 31 at 8:49pm CST]
8:49pm: The PTBNL is pitcher Duke Welker, MLB sources tell Tom Singer of MLB.com. Welker, 27, threw 1 1/3 scoreless innings in a brief stint with the Pirates earlier this season, his first with a major league club. In the minors, the 6-foot-7 right hander has a 3.25 ERA in 61 innings for the Pirates' Triple-A affiliate this year.


Duke?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

That gonna be sufficient?


I'll be fine.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:26 PM

WTF was that?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:28 PM

Really? Mine usually starts at 4 AM.

Ugh. I'd hate your life if I were you. Glad I'm me instead
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:29 PM

Whether there are reasons for it or not, the Morneau thing has me depressed. A sad conclusion to a sad situation.

Contending clubs circling the carcass of the Twins organization like vultures, looking to pick clean the bones of what little meat remains.

Sad.

I feel ya, Chief
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Nevertheless, she persisted. Time’s up.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:29 PM

Ugh. I'd hate your life if I were you. Glad I'm me instead


Daily afternoon naps rock.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:32 PM

Daily afternoon naps rock.

Now that I could definitely get into
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:36 PM

Daily afternoon naps rock.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:42 PM

Screw it, not worth it. Post deleted.

Edited by Bark's Lounge, 31 August 2013 - 08:47 PM.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:50 PM

Little know fact: Colabello means "he'sa notta very swifta" in Italian.