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Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/31 7:05PM

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#41 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:56 PM

It is pronounced like you are coughing up and spitting out a big loogy.


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:59 PM

Bark's Photoshop skillz > snepp's MS Paint skillz

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:01 PM

If Smalley were to ask TR about not eating any of Morneau's salary in order to get a better return, would Roy still have a job come the top of the 4th inning?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:04 PM

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#45 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:05 PM

Bark's Photoshop skillz > snepp's MS Paint skillz

I think that automatically makes you better.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

MLB Network has the Pirates game on. Morneau just walked into the dugout with a big smile on his face. He looks very strange in a Pirates uniform.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:11 PM

If Smalley were to ask TR about not eating any of Morneau's salary in order to get a better return, would Roy still have a job come the top of the 4th inning?


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:20 PM

The game is rather secondary tonight, isn't it?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:22 PM

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:30 PM

Guess I'm not the OT one who's just not into it tonight

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

Someone needs to do a screen shot of Pelfry's stats right now to prove that he does in fact have an ERA under 5.

#52 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:34 PM

Guess I'm not the OT one who's just not into it tonight


That's not true... we are way too busy passing the dirty sock around.:)

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:36 PM

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:38 PM

For Mournie!
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Oh, Oh, Oh my, CANADA!,

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

Guess I'm not the OT one who's just not into it tonight

Whether there are reasons for it or not, the Morneau thing has me depressed. A sad conclusion to a sad situation.

Contending clubs circling the carcass of the Twins organization like vultures, looking to pick clean the bones of what little meat remains.

Sad.

#56 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:47 PM

Whether there are reasons for it or not, the Morneau thing has me depressed. A sad conclusion to a sad situation.

Contending clubs circling the carcass of the Twins organization like vultures, looking to pick clean the bones of what little meat remains.

Sad.

Chief, I agree with you 110%. It is a day of melancholy and regret.

My hope for this franchise is crippled to say the least.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:50 PM

Starting your day at 5AM is no way to go thru life.


Really? Mine usually starts at 4 AM.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

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HR derby champ.



Good luck, Jason Merno.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#59 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

Good luck, Jason Merno.


Stupid Australian players (Merno). At least we still have Canadian Great Andrew Albers.:)

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 08:00 PM

DickSmall heading into full hyperbole mode.