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Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/30 7:05PM

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#41 ashburyjohn

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:44 PM

Are you really looking at them that close?


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Smoke this and call me in the morning!
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I did this today already. There better be embalming fluid in this one.

(Rummaging around) Swizzlesticks, I can't seem to find your phone number... can you give it to me again?:)

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#43 ashburyjohn

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

ballgame.


I really kinda think this is what Bruno is trying for with his students - don't worry and keep hacking and when you make contact put it in the seats - but it doesn't work the same because of the talent level.

#44 ashburyjohn

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:47 PM

The woman on the right is intriguing to me. She is pretty, and might be a good companion on a deserted island.


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#45 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:50 PM

Why do the Twins women always have to be so skinny? These women are pretty, but in the real world they would be much too bony to be any fun.


Because I refuse to have my bikini pictures plastered all over Twins Daily.
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#46 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:52 PM

This make you happy?
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Ugh. And no, that is definitely not me ... wish I had seen this first before posting the other thing.
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#47 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:53 PM

That is going too far in the other direction. I would want scuba gear before meeting up with those two.


Ish.
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#48 glunn

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:54 PM

Because I refuse to have my bikini pictures plastered all over Twins Daily.


I can provide a private email address where they can find a loving and appreciative home.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

Man ... you guys really need me in the game thread ... those pictures ... I want to stab my eyes out.
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#50 Winston Smith

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

I did this today already. There better be embalming fluid in this one.

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#51 notoriousgod71

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

Has a no hitter ever been so inevitable?

#52 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:56 PM

And I brought dinner home with me, and I'm not sure, but now my appetite might be ruined.
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:57 PM

I can provide a private email address where they can find a loving and appreciative home.


Glunn, email them to me when you get a chance.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:58 PM

Man ... you guys really need me in the game thread ... those pictures ... I want to stab my eyes out.


Does this help?
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#55 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:59 PM

Does this help?
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Mmmm, yes ... dinner ... is served!
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#56 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:01 PM

brb ... I have to excuse myself for a minute.
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:04 PM

brb ... I have to excuse myself for a minute.

Where the hell do you think you are... A Dog Birthday Party? No excuse necessary.:)

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

At least the defense is fine.

Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.


#59 Carole Keller

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

lol ... which reminds me ... Glunn, how was the dog party and what did you end up bringing for a gift?
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#60 stringer bell

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:07 PM

Why is Brian Dozier listed as an option for team MVP?

Honestly, I think that Dozier IS the MVP if Mauer doesn't return this year.