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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

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#81 glunn

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:22 PM

**** it! I'm going to Target










Not really, but I did forget a couple of things yesterday.


That threat is beginning to lose credibility.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

3 best friends work together at a construction company. They are working on a high rise 25 floors up and taking a lunch break.

Irish Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Corned Beef again... If I get Corned Beef one more time... I'm jumping".

Italian Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Spaghetti again... If I get Spaghetti one more time... I'm jumping".

Polish Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Polish Sausage again... If I get Polish Sausage one more time I'm jumping".

Next day... At Work... Lunchtime... Irish guy opens up his lunch box... It's Corned Beef and he jumps... Italian guy... It's Spaghetti and off he goes... Polish Guy... Yep... It's a polish sausage and he leaps.

At the funeral... All 3 wives were in tears and talking to each other.

Irish guys wife: I had no idea he was that sick and tired of corned beef... I feel terrible.

Italians Guy Wife: I know... I wouldn't have given him Spaghetti again if I knew.

Polish guys wife: Don't look at me... He made his own lunches.


Dang. Now I got a hankering for spaghetti.

#83 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:24 PM

okay ... no trips to Target necessary so far. But thankfully the game will end before they close.


On behalf of my fellow owners, we appreciate your patronage.

#84 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:24 PM

That threat is beginning to lose credibility.


Hey ... I really did go yesterday. The other night I didn't because my sister called and then it got too late.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:25 PM

I just LOVE these setups!


Thank You Thank You... Ashbury ordered me to do it.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:27 PM

Okay ... I know getting hit with a ball isn't funny, but the slo-mo replay of that actually looked kinda funny.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:29 PM

Okay ... I know getting hit with a ball isn't funny, but the slo-mo replay of that actually looked kinda funny.


Its a little bit funny... Heyward... Wasn't funny... Taking one in the Butt... Ball players laugh Everytime.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:30 PM

Its a little bit funny... Heyward... Wasn't funny... Taking one in the Butt... Ball players laugh Everytime.


Wonder if he made a noise like 'Ooof!'

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:37 PM

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.


Congrats! On all counts. Except the project.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.

Happy Birthday, glunn! Hope you make it home soon ... sounds like a lovely evening ahead of you!

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

Happy Birthday, glunn! Hope you make it home soon ... sounds like a lovely evening ahead of you!


I am looking forward to it. And tomorrow we are going out with friends to dinner then a comedy club, AFTER I put in a full day at the office.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

I'm sure the catcher said more than 'Ooof!' on that one. Maybe 'Ouch!'

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:42 PM

I am looking forward to it. And tomorrow we are going out with friends to dinner then a comedy club, AFTER I put in a full day at the office.


What are you going to see? Improv? Stand up?

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.


Happy bday. Enjoy the corned beef.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:48 PM

What are you going to see? Improv? Stand up?


We are going to the Groundlings, where they do skits that are laced with improv. Our friends have been and say that it should be very funny.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:48 PM

OK, who thought this was going to be a pitcher's duel after the way that first inning went? I don't have my hand up.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:49 PM

Happy bday. Enjoy the corned beef.


Thanks, but I am only partly Irish.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:50 PM

Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.


Happy 29th!

#100 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:50 PM

Thanks, but I am only partly Irish.


Which part?