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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

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#121 ashburyjohn

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:23 PM

Double that and you would be close. I have clothes that are older than 29.


I like to tell younger workers that I have socks (or undershorts) older than them.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:33 PM

I was watching on TV and DickBert were railing on CLEV for the attempted steal of 3B--then the Twins try it (and Fail of course!). Gardy is a great manager. Extend him for three more years!

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:34 PM

I was watching on TV and DickBert were railing on CLEV for the attempted steal of 3B--then the Twins try it (and Fail of course!). Gardy is a great manager. Extend him for three more years!


Technically it is DickCoom tonight - or is it DickRon?

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:35 PM

I like to tell younger workers that I have socks (or undershorts) older than them.


...and they'd look good crumpled in a pile on your bedroom floor.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:37 PM

I'll trade 2 outs for a run there.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:38 PM

Technically it is DickCoom tonight - or is it DickRon?


I'd say CoomDick ... because it just sounds kinda ... ew, heh

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:39 PM

Rochester update: 6-1 in the bottom of the 6th. Looking good for the affiliate tonight. Diamond solid so far.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

These aren't really 'disparaging to men' jokes. These are back to women.


The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?

I took it as it's impossible to understand women ... Idaho or otherwise. but that's okay, we are kinda difficult to understand. As difficult as men are to under .... wait ... there's nothing there to understand. :P

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

The Joke was about Idaho and his lack of understanding of women?


I actually have one now - and she's told me understanding women is not necessary, only obedience to them.

Edited by IdahoPilgrim, 23 August 2013 - 07:49 PM.


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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

I actually have one now - and I've been told understanding is not necessary. Obedience is.

Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:47 PM

Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.


Yeah, I modified it to clarify that the expected obedience is my obedience to her. I think she was kidding...

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:47 PM

So, RB ... are you getting tired of programming 'Blurred Lines' over and over and over again?

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:48 PM

I took it as it's impossible to understand women ... Idaho or otherwise. but that's okay, we are kinda difficult to understand. As difficult as men are to under .... wait ... there's nothing there to understand. :P


Ok how Bout this One?

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A: Rename the folder "Instruction Manual".
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:52 PM

So, RB ... are you getting tired of programming 'Blurred Lines' over and over and over again?


We have other people who program that over and over again. My formats are on the rock side.
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

Since you are a preacher, minister, reverend, whatever ... I will not take that joke the 'wrong' way as I so want to.


Whatever?
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#137 IdahoPilgrim

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:56 PM

Whatever?


That's actually my official title.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

Back to the game. It has seemed like forever that the Tribe is weak against LH pitching. That is probably why I'm at bit surprised that the Twins didn't recall Diamond to face Cleveland. Duensing has cruised through eight outs--more an example that Cleveland can't hit lefties.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:05 PM

Back to the game.


You need to work on your segues. :P
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:07 PM

It has seemed like forever that the Tribe is weak against LH pitching. That is probably why I'm at bit surprised that the Twins didn't recall Diamond to face Cleveland. Duensing has cruised through eight outs--more an example that Cleveland can't hit lefties.


I think the Twins are past the matchup portion of the year and into... If I could just find a starter portion.
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:08 PM

Okay ... bath time ... some epsom salts and a hot soak for my back.