**** it! I'm going to Target
Not really, but I did forget a couple of things yesterday.
That threat is beginning to lose credibility.
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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:23 PM
3 best friends work together at a construction company. They are working on a high rise 25 floors up and taking a lunch break.
Irish Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Corned Beef again... If I get Corned Beef one more time... I'm jumping".
Italian Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Spaghetti again... If I get Spaghetti one more time... I'm jumping".
Polish Guy opens his lunchbox and says "Polish Sausage again... If I get Polish Sausage one more time I'm jumping".
Next day... At Work... Lunchtime... Irish guy opens up his lunch box... It's Corned Beef and he jumps... Italian guy... It's Spaghetti and off he goes... Polish Guy... Yep... It's a polish sausage and he leaps.
At the funeral... All 3 wives were in tears and talking to each other.
Irish guys wife: I had no idea he was that sick and tired of corned beef... I feel terrible.
Italians Guy Wife: I know... I wouldn't have given him Spaghetti again if I knew.
Polish guys wife: Don't look at me... He made his own lunches.
Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:29 PM
Okay ... I know getting hit with a ball isn't funny, but the slo-mo replay of that actually looked kinda funny.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".
President of the "Baseball Player Positional Flexibility" Club
Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:38 PM
Happy Birthday, glunn! Hope you make it home soon ... sounds like a lovely evening ahead of you!
Today is my birthday. Too bad I am still at work grinding out a project that has to be done by Monday. Fortunately, my wife is making my favorite dinner and has suggested an adult swim later tonight.