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Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/23 6:05PM

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#41 Riverbrian

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:45 PM

At least they didn't try and bunt the run home


Actually... They should try... The standard way isn't working.

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#42 Riverbrian

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:45 PM

Great. Now I have that song in my head


Thats gonna be painful.

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#43 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:46 PM

pick up a magazine I read but don't buy then come home

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

Major League Baseball is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.


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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:46 PM

I'm following the Rochester game as well. Had bases loaded with one out, and a DP killed it. Glad to see they're effectively teaching TwinsBaseball in the system.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:47 PM

Q: How do men sort their laundry
A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:48 PM

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.


I didn't get this... But... I laughed anyway.

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#47 MichiganTwins

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:48 PM

Hows Deduno looking on TV? Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:48 PM

Herman is a monster!


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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:49 PM

Great. Now I have that song in my head


Me too. It's a small world, after all.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:49 PM

And with that... I can kick off the string of Man Jokes...


I set 'em up. You knock 'em outta the park.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:50 PM

This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:50 PM

Me too. It's a small world, after all.


That's just cruel.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:51 PM

Me too. It's a small world, after all.

Ack! That's worse!

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:51 PM

I don't get this but it still made me chuckle


Umm... We are N' Sync

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:52 PM

Q: How do men sort their laundry
A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable

Ish

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:52 PM

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Exactly.

#57 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:54 PM

Umm... We are N' Sync

Heh. At least they didn't cover It's a Small World

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:54 PM

Q: How do men sort their laundry
A: Filthy and a filthy but wearable


Reminds me of one time we were playing poker in college. After losing a big pot, I made some offhand comment about taking my clothes out of the laundry bag and putting them back in the dresser. They all took a collection for me so I could wash my clothes.

Don't know why I felt compelled to share that.

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:55 PM

Damn, I'm bummed. I was looking forward to hangin' out on TD tonight. My wife says we have to go to a friends bonfire. Stupid friends... stupid wife.

Hello Pink Zebra Striped Zubaz and my purple leather vest!!!

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:55 PM

Also, whats the opinion on Levi Michael after this disappointing year?


My own take is, Disappointing Levi Michael is disappointing. OTOH low first round draft picks aren't 100% to ever reach the majors. But a team that has to live and die with astute talent evaluation can't afford this too handily.