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Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/16 7:10PM

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#121 ashburyjohn

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:37 PM

Yes, but we all know that all families are basically dysfunctional.


Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

#122 twinsnorth49

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:37 PM

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#123 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:38 PM

Ok... I'm removing Robert Downey Jr. Your choices are now.

1. Chris Hemsworth
2. Current Twins starting rotation
3 Seth Rogan


Hmm ... tough choice between 1 and 3. Chris Hemsworth is just completely jaw-dropping gorgeous. But Seth is quite intelligent and hilarious. When your looks fail, you need a good sense of humour.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:39 PM

Not a good sign when not a post on this page is about the game. I suppose I should page back to see what all the lists of three are for, but am not sure I want to know...

#125 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:39 PM

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#126 ashburyjohn

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone


As it happens, I came downstairs to the keyboard carrying an ice cream cone. Dreyers "S'mores" flavor.

And a beer. Can't help it, I'm a man of eclectic tastes.

/ almost typed ex-lax tastes

#127 glunn

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

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That is hilarious.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

Hmm ... tough choice between 1 and 3. Chris Hemsworth is just completely jaw-dropping gorgeous. But Seth is quite intelligent and hilarious. When your looks fail, you need a good sense of humour.


Kevin Correia is reported to be very funny.

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#129 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:41 PM

Kevin Correia is reported to be very funny.


Yeah, he's pretty funny right now.









not.

#130 Riverbrian

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:41 PM

Not a good sign when not a post on this page is about the game. I suppose I should page back to see what all the lists of three are for, but am not sure I want to know...


its the game thread... No posts about the game is fairly typical.

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#131 twinsnorth49

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

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That is hilarious.


I'd take him over any of the Lowe choices.............in a heartbeat.

#132 ashburyjohn

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

I hate listening to Hawk when anything happens.


ftfy

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

what game?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:43 PM

I'd take him over any of the Lowe choices.............in a heartbeat.


Heck, I'd even take him over Rally Monkey, in a heartbeat.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:43 PM

Not a good sign when not a post on this page is about the game. I suppose I should page back to see what all the lists of three are for, but am not sure I want to know...


Corriea bad
Everybody but Mauer bad.

#136 ashburyjohn

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

P.S. -- if you have never seen the movie Paradise, you have to order it from Amazon right now. The Phoebe Cates shower scene is the best scene in the history of cinema, especially when played in slow motion.


... repeatedly, for as long as it takes.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:46 PM

Corriea bad
Everybody but Mauer bad.


Bernier has rocked!

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#138 twinsnorth49

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:47 PM

Runs fellas.....try 'em.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

Hmm, I'm using my z10 and no "like button". I can report posts though....maybe I'll just do that all night instead.


Wow... A blackberry. You and I must be one of the few. Glad I don't pay for mine. Unfortunately, in a round about way I do, since it's government owned.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:50 PM

Yes, but we all know that all families are basically dysfunctional.


Coming from the preacher, that must be true. Of course I have no room to talk either :)