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Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/16 7:10PM

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#31 snepp

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:19 PM

Yes


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#32 Riverbrian

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:21 PM

​mauer

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#33 snepp

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:21 PM

WOAH.


Who's that wearing Mauer's jersey tonight?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

Mauer pulled one over the fence? What the?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:23 PM

Am I the only one that completely misread this?


So... Now you are thinking ChiTown is Gene Simmons.
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#36 twinsnorth49

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:29 PM

Consider Van Morrison was censored on radio for singing "making love in the green grass" but the song "Lick it up" is perfectly ok......

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:30 PM

So... Now you are thinking ChiTown is Gene Simmons.

I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

I think the new Viking uniforms are gonna take some getting used to.


As a Twins fan you should be used to anything.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

Consider Van Morrison was censored on radio for singing "making love in the green grass" but the song "Lick it up" is perfectly ok......


Our Morals had gone to hell by 1983. I know because I helped bring them there.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:32 PM

I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site


Yes, but we all know that all families are basically dysfunctional.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:33 PM

I am biting my tongue


I believe Gene Simmons has that problem also.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

I am biting my tongue and not making any comments because this is a family site


I noticed the "tongue" reference.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

Mmm my chicken turned out good


It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:35 PM

I've been to Buffalo/Niagara Falls twice. 1st time was my Honeymoon and the other time was with the kids. They always liked getting wet so we figured that Niagara Falls would do the trick.

Had to stop in Buffalo to go to the Anchor Bar where Buffalo Wings were invented. Buffalo as a city doesn't seem... Vibrant... That's the best way that I can put it nicely.


I would guess that Buffalo would seem like Amsterdam compared with Scranton, PA.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.

I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone


Must.....bite......tongue!

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:37 PM

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.


GLORM!!!

What's New Glorm?

Now you type!!! -- "A golf ball sized neck mole was new last week... This week it's the hair that's growing out of it".
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

All this talk if licking makes me want an ice cream cone


Well now... I want an Ice Cream Cone... As soon as I move for the freezer... My wife is gonna throw celery at me.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:39 PM

I would guess that Buffalo would seem like Amsterdam compared with Scranton, PA.


Never been but if its really bad... I'd like to see it.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

It's unfair to all other women that you can cook, hold a good job and know about the Twins.


I fit that mold perfectly... except for the job part... Oops! excuse me for a minute... I think my Ramen Noodles are burning.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe


You can cook... Just throw stuff in a pan and stir it around and Voila.
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#53 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

Must.....bite......tongue!

Heh ... :P

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

I really can't cook, though. Not without a recipe


So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Skg0Ebo8Dc

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

Never been but if its really bad... I'd like to see it.

Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:43 PM

So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Skg0Ebo8Dc


The Robert Palmer Girls are hot and all... I've just never been a fan of lipstick.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:44 PM

Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.


Scranton is the opposite of Amsterdam.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Amsterdam or Scranton? I've been to Amsterdam, not willing to go to Buffalo or Scranton to compare.


Buffalo or Scranton wouldn't be as hazy and you don't stare at your hand in wonderment in Buffalo or Scranton.
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

So you cook like Julia Bolino plays guitar? That is still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Skg0Ebo8Dc


It's kind of funny that you posted that. I was actually hired to be in a video once, playing cello, and the video director had us kind of mimic the look of the Addicted to Love girls.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 06:47 PM

The Robert Palmer Girls are hot and all... I've just never been a fan of lipstick.


So if you had to be on a desert island in the 1980s and had three choices, which of the following three options would you select:

1. Julia Bolino
2. All of the Robert Palmer girls excluding Julia Bolino
3. Phoebe Cates

???