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Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/15 7:10PM

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#241 Riverbrian

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:01 PM

Hey, just got back from running some errands with Mrs. Chief. What time does the game start?


Why Chief was late running errands

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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:02 PM

Hey, just got back from running some errands with Mrs. Chief. What time does the game start?

Oh you.:P
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#243 twinsnorth49

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:02 PM

That was a good win. Hopefully you recorded this one, Chief.


Skip innings 1-8.

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:03 PM

I like restaurants that could be named:

1. Protein Land.
2. Captured and Killed
3. Meat with Ice Cream


My Doctor told me that I have the diet of an average.... Puma.
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#245 twinsnorth49

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:05 PM

Hey, just got back from running some errands with Mrs. Chief. What time does the game start?


Ohhh you'll miss this game my dear...
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#246 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:05 PM

Hey, just got back from running some errands with Mrs. Chief.


Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:06 PM

Why Chief was late running errands

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After much debate, me 'n the colonel accepted Mrs Chief's conclusion of "pilot error- descent angle too steep" as the primary culprit.

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:06 PM

Chief Trying to Fly straight to China.

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#249 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:06 PM

Bonne nuit mes amis.

Belle victoire.

Hier la perte douloureuse est de plus en plus éloignés.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:06 PM

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Yeah...like THAT would take 8.5 innings.

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:08 PM

next up: someone powerslams jamie hersch.

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:09 PM

Bonne nuit mes amis.

Belle victoire.

Hier la perte douloureuse est de plus en plus éloignés.


Whats that Bark... You say... Timmy fell into a well.
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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:11 PM

Bonne nuit mes amis.

Belle victoire.

Hier la perte douloureuse est de plus en plus éloignés.



Et le coucher de soleil un nouveau victorius......Bonne huit

#254 twinsnorth49

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:12 PM

Whats that Bark... You say... Timmy fell into a well.

Close, he said there's an owl in your pants.....good luck.

#255 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:14 PM

What'd I miss??

#256 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:15 PM

Yeah...like THAT would take 8.5 innings.


8.0 innings to find the inflator bulb?

#257 twinsnorth49

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:15 PM

What'd I miss??


not much, White Sox lost, you know, the usual.

#258 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:16 PM

not much, White Sox lost, you know, the usual.


Oh well ... dinner was good, movie was okay ... all I have to say about the movie is that it is one big poster supporting universal health care and all I could think was, 'Hmm, that's what it's gonna take???'

#259 twinsnorth49

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:21 PM

Oh well ... dinner was good, movie was okay ... all I have to say about the movie is that it is one big poster supporting universal health care and all I could think was, 'Hmm, that's what it's gonna take???'


The only downside to universal health care are the death panels..

#260 buckninetyone

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:24 PM

Repeated Gillaspie puns double the penalty, you know.


'cha gonna do? *mean mugs* 'cha gonna do?

#261 buckninetyone

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:27 PM

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[dislike] because i'm somehow turned on by this.

#262 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

[dislike] because i'm somehow turned on by this.


oh yeah, baby

#263 buckninetyone

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:32 PM

oh yeah, baby


he's got six boobs!

#264 buckninetyone

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:38 PM

Why Chief was late running errands

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mrs chief was in the way way back seat.

#265 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 09:41 PM

he's got six boobs!


Don't you mean moobs?

#266 buckninetyone

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 10:31 PM

Don't you mean moobs?


nope. those are firm and rock hard to the touch and holy crap delete! delete! delete!