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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 8/12 7:10PM

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#141 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:09 PM

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

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#142 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:12 PM

All of a sudden I feel transported to a karaoke bar

#143 DaveW

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:13 PM

Albers!!!!

#144 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:13 PM

I'm trying to do the math in my head.

With that inning... I think Albers has a lower ERA than Vance Worley.

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:14 PM

[FONT=century gothic]When you wake up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah[/FONT]

#146 Joe A. Preusser

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:14 PM

Wow, who is this bum we're trotting out to the mound? Send him packing to AAA, or better yet DFA.

#147 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:15 PM

Bark don't do it... Those things could kill.

Think Basic Instinct without the need of an icepick.

Don't worry about me RB. Sacrifices need to be made. Maybe someday science will catch up with us and these risks will be considered unnecessary. Until then... I am the guy.

Wish me luck.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:15 PM

Wow, who is this bum we're trotting out to the mound? Send him packing to AAA, or better yet DFA.

When did Anderson make a visit?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:17 PM

I think Albers should be allowed to try to finish the game tonight. Just my two cents.

#150 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:19 PM

All of a sudden I feel transported to a karaoke bar


For you... I'd sing this one.

Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me what's right for me
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
but it's plain to see that they can't comfort me
Sorry Charlie for the imposition
I think I've got it, got the strength to carry on
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooh what will be.

She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
better learn how to face it
She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd
pay the devil to replace her
She's Gone - what went wrong
Up in the morning look in the mirror
I'm worn as her tooth brush hanging in the stand
my face ain't looking any younger
now I can see love's taken her toll on me

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#151 buckninetyone

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:19 PM

I didn't mean to treat you bad
Didn't know just what I had
But honey now I do
And don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes
Don't it make my brown eyes blue


gotye.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:20 PM

back to back to ba.. to back complete games!

Just had to come on here to say this.
Do or do not. There is no try.

#153 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:21 PM

[FONT=century gothic]When you wake up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah[/FONT]


She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

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#154 GCTF

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:21 PM

Just tuning in, hopefully Albers doesn't pitch the ninth so I can read the spaz out thread that'll follow.

Dressed in black, tossin' back a shot of rye.


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:22 PM

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?
Do or do not. There is no try.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:22 PM

Just tuning in, hopefully Albers doesn't pitch the ninth so I can read the spaz out thread that'll follow.

Too late.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:22 PM

[FONT=century gothic]When you wake up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night
In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight
She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases
But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah[/FONT]


Thank you for restoring a modicum of dignity

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

'cause we don't know no horrible song lyrics that do make sense?

#159 GCTF

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

I'm trying to do the math in my head.

With that inning... I think Albers has a lower ERA than Vance Worley.


I have a lower ERA than Vance Worley.

Dressed in black, tossin' back a shot of rye.


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

think of the children, RB. The children!