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#21 glunn

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:22 PM

More and more he's a keeper. And a hottie, too!


If not for you ChiTown I would have no idea which Twins players are hot.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:24 PM

"Jam shot."

Ya'll know what to do.


like i need a reason.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:24 PM

More and more he's a keeper. And a hottie, too!


I have no perspective here so I must ask. Considering these ball players are in the prime of their life and for the most part athletic.

They all gotta be doing pretty good in that department... Right?

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#24 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:26 PM

Have a great night and try not to get pregnant my friend.


GLORM!!!

How are you doing?

Now you type -- "I don't know how I'm doing... It just happens".

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#25 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:27 PM

Canadian bacon is the biggest sham we have perpetrated on the American public.

Hopefully Albers isn't.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:28 PM

Canadian bacon is the biggest sham we have perpetrated on the American public.

Hopefully Albers isn't.


Pfft... This game appears easy for Albers.

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#27 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:29 PM

If Diamond can keep his act up like he did yesterday and Albers keeps pitching like he has, 40% of the Twins rotation could be Canadian.......we're comin'.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:30 PM

Okay, topic shift. I saw my first ever pair of truck nuts. I had no idea and was like wtf??? Googled it and indeed these are actually things people but and put on their vehicles. Have any of you heard of this???

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

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#30 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

If Diamond can keep his act up like he did yesterday and Albers keeps pitching like he has, 40% of the Twins rotation could be Canadian.......we're comin'.

Diamond is Canadian too?

#31 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:33 PM

Hope Swisher brought some extra pants.......and hammy's.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

From fantastic Guelph Ontario.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

Okay, topic shift. I saw my first ever pair of truck nuts. I had no idea and was like wtf??? Googled it and indeed these are actually things people but and put on their vehicles. Have any of you heard of this???


1. On Game threads... We never announce topic shifts... We just shift.
2. Truck Nuts... Someone invented and someone is buying it. America is the land of opportunity!

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#34 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:35 PM

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#35 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

More of that Trevor.......please.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

1. On Game threads... We never announce topic shifts... We just shift.
2. Truck Nuts... Someone invented and someone is buying it. America is the land of opportunity!

Why? I mean, seriously, why?

#37 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:37 PM

What self respecting redneck doesn't have truck nuts? I mean....C'MON!

#38 twinsnorth49

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

I kind of like this alternating HR, SO thing, great strategy if you ask me, very entertaining.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:39 PM

Why? I mean, seriously, why?

"Oversized multi-colored imitation testicles to advertise that your vehicle is driven by a manly-man" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:39 PM

From fantastic Guelph Ontario.


Yeah... I got one of them Blackberry... A device that loads so slow that you have to remind yourself that its still faster than information was in 1972.

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