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Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/11 1:10PM

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#41 snepp

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:24 PM

GLORM!



I couldn't think of anything else to type.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:27 PM

awww, Chief ... you 'liked' one of my legitimate posts! I'm touched. :)

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:28 PM

Those Carnac routines are golden, especially when the game is less than interesting.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:28 PM

heh. you guys make it difficult for me to get my work done.


Anything we can help with? Tough questions? Explanations? That sorta thing.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:29 PM

Anything we can help with? Tough questions? Explanations? That sorta thing.


Um, okay ... I'll throw this out there but it may or may not make sense ...

I'm bowing first violin parts to Verdi's 'Macbeth.' We are doing this in a concert-opera format this Fall.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:30 PM

awww, Chief ... you 'liked' one of my legitimate posts! I'm touched. :)


Huh? Where? When?

:P

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:30 PM

heh. you guys make it difficult for me to get my work done.

Pretty sure you're talking about the TD thread posters and not the guys on the field at the Cell. Am I right?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:31 PM

Those Carnac routines are golden, especially when the game is less than interesting.


Which is why I'm sitting here in front of my computer listening to game on the TV instead of sitting at the dining room table trying to do work watching the game itself.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:32 PM

Huh? Where? When?

:P


heh, well, I was trying to imply that all the posts in a game thread are illegitimate. :P

#50 stringer bell

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:32 PM

Um, okay ... I'll throw this out there but it may or may not make sense ...

I'm bowing first violin parts to Verdi's 'Macbeth.' We are doing this in a concert-opera format this Fall.

Nope, what I know about music is that I like to sing.

#51 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:32 PM

Pretty sure you're talking about the TD thread posters and not the guys on the field at the Cell. Am I right?


lol, well ... yeah, both ... the ones in here are more interesting ... at the moment

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:34 PM

Ooh, Ooh! I'd better start paying attention to the game. "Bernie" is up!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:36 PM

Which is why I'm sitting here in front of my computer listening to game on the TV instead of sitting at the dining room table trying to do work watching the game itself.


Maybe you should come up with a score for "Carnac, the Opera"?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:37 PM

Maybe you should come up with a score for "Carnac, the Opera"?


lol, that could be good, if only I were a composer ... too many dramatic operas out there, need more comic opera.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

This would be a good time for the Twins to get some runs.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Um, okay ... I'll throw this out there but it may or may not make sense ...

I'm bowing first violin parts to Verdi's 'Macbeth.' We are doing this in a concert-opera format this Fall.


Lots of Violinists think Marcato but think Legato!!! And make sure you are able to drown out the bassoon.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Dozier!!!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

This would be a good time for the Twins to get some runs.

Carnac? Is that you?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:38 PM

Dozier doz it again.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:39 PM

Carnac: Oo, RISP.
Ed: RISP? Sounds a blend of "limp wrist". I'm not sure I want to pursue that angle.
Carnac: No. Oo RISP. The two together.
Ed: Oo RISP. Like, the baseball statistic?
Carnac: Over-rated in that context, Ye Who Strikes Out At Bat And At Singles Bars.
Ed: Hey yo! That stings a little.
Carnac: May the bees of a thousand fig trees sting the fleas infesting your cheese.
Ed: Hey, that rhymes! So, o wise one, what's in the envelope?
Carnac: "What do you get when you take the 'C' out of 'Coco Crisp'?"
Ed: I don't get it.
Carnac: They can't all be good.