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Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/11 1:10PM

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#21 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:47 PM

Okay. Back. Toes are pretty. Gonna set up the TV facing the dining room table and get some work done. Glad it's not over after the 1st inning.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:48 PM

Mastro can bring some needed speed. The White Sox coaches aren't even bothering to bring the stopwatches to the dugout to time our guys.


Sundials, eh?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:51 PM

Frickin' Doumit. First he causes Mauer to lose his pitch framing capabilities, then he makes Mauer throw like a girl

Is there no end to the damage this guy does?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:52 PM

Kevin Correia, K King?

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:52 PM

Okay. Back. Toes are pretty. Gonna set up the TV facing the dining room table and get some work done. Glad it's not over after the 1st inning.


I also had my toes done. I didn't like the job she did on them so I sent a message.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 12:53 PM

Frickin' Doumit. First he causes Mauer to lose his pitch framing capabilities, then he makes Mauer throw like a girl

Is there no end to the damage this guy does?


Dont forget the number he did on Colabello catching flyballs yesterday.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:01 PM

Dont forget the number he did on Colabello catching flyballs yesterday.

I missed yesterday's game.

Circumstances.

Now that I think of it, Doumit's prolly to blame for that, too.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:02 PM

Is there going to be any Carnac on this thread today?

#29 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:05 PM

Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:06 PM

Is there going to be any Carnac on this thread today?


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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:06 PM

I also had my toes done. I didn't like the job she did on them so I sent a message.

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Ick.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:07 PM

Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.


They are doing a special dual broadcast combo thing... I don't like White Socks getting mixed up with my Twins.

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#33 glunn

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:07 PM

Okay ... here's a question ... why is Dick Bremer on the Sox broadcast? Does that mean Hawk is on the MN broadcast with Bert?

Wait ... Bert is on the 'local' broadcast, too ... um ... I'm confused. Not that I don't mind not hearing Hawk.


This is confusing me as well.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:18 PM

If I heard Hawk on a Twins broadcast, I'd feel dirty.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:19 PM

C'mon, one little single with a RISP!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:20 PM

C'mon, one little single with a RISP!

Nope.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:21 PM

C'mon, one little single with a RISP!


Thats like asking to find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Sometimes it happens!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:21 PM

Ed: I hold in my hand this hermetically sealed envelope, which has been stored in a safe at Funk and Wagnall's headquarters in Burbank.

Carnac: (takes envelope) I must have complete silence. (holds envelope to corner of huge headgear)

//sound of Ed chuckling//

Carnac: "Shoo-be-do-be-doo."

Ed: "Shoo-be-do-be-doo."

Carnac: after exchanging grins with Ed and audience: "May a crazed Russian weighlifter clean and jerk your sister."

Ed: loud guffaws...pause...(quietly) "shoo-be-do-be-doo."

Carnac: "What do you look for when tracking a shoo-be-do-be."

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:23 PM

Carnac: Carnac.
Ed: What? Uh, I'm Ed. *You're* Carnac.
Carnac: No, o rotund one, that's the answer to what it says on the card inside this envelope. "Carnac".
Ed: My apologies, insightful one. I misunderstood.
Carnac: May the fleas that infest Ryan Doumit's catcher's mitt find a home in your athletic supporter.
Ed: Hey-yo! And now, the contents of that envelope?
Carnac: "What do you call the special skill needed to commit grand theft auto?"

#40 ChiTownTwinsFan

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 01:24 PM

heh. you guys make it difficult for me to get my work done.