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Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/7 7:10PM

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#21 twinsnorth49

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:24 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:25 PM

Right now Moths... The subject may change later.


Was that a moth Plouffe was swatting at on strike 3?.....I think it was.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:26 PM

If Plouffe is just going to strike out all the time can he at least show some Harrisesque disgust as he leaves the batter's box?

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:27 PM

I love the lineups... thank you... however... Nobody posted things to think about!!!


1. Think about the Minnesota Twins. MINNESOTA. Not TEAM CANADA. Sheesh.

2. Think about hockey. Its finally over thank god.

3. Think about Bullpen. Were the first baseball fields planted on farms, and if so, why would they put them right but the bull? Wasn't there a spare acre of cow pasture they could have used instead? Good grief, a bull over the right field fence makes that bull mastiff in the sandlot look like a harmless little otter. "DON"T HIT THE BALL INTO THE BULLPEN THATS OUR ONLY BALL!"

4. Think about Miguel Tejada, he's 39. I predict he goes deep today.

5. Think about Jamey Carroll, also 39. I predict he goes deep today.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:28 PM

1. Think about the Minnesota Twins. MINNESOTA. Not TEAM CANADA. Sheesh.

2. Think about hockey. Its finally over thank god.

3. Think about Bullpen. Were the first baseball fields planted on farms, and if so, why would they put them right but the bull? Wasn't there a spare acre of cow pasture they could have used instead? Good grief, a bull over the right field fence makes that bull mastiff in the sandlot look like a harmless little otter. "DON"T HIT THE BALL INTO THE BULLPEN THATS OUR ONLY BALL!"

4. Think about Miguel Tejada, he's 39. I predict he goes deep today.

5. Think about Jamey Carroll, also 39. I predict he goes deep today.


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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:29 PM

evenin' everyone!

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:30 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

evenin' everyone!


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#30 twinsnorth49

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:31 PM

1. TEAM CANADA. Hockey.


Fixed it.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:32 PM

Just read "twins wood to have season ending surgery." We are still paying that guy....

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:34 PM

Just read "twins wood to have season ending surgery." We are still paying that guy....


I don't think you can call it "season-ending surgery" unless the season started at some point.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

I don't think you can call it "season-ending surgery" unless the season started at some point.


Didn't he start on the DL then comeback for a few weeks than go on the DL again? Isn't he on the 40 man also?

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:39 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:40 PM

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:40 PM

Didn't he start on the DL then comeback for a few weeks than go on the DL again? Isn't he on the 40 man also?


He's currently on the 60-day DL, so he's not counted on the 40-man roster. But he did pitch 11 innings for the Twins this year, so his season did actually start. I forgot that- good call.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

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