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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:01 PM

Big league play, Dozierzie.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:01 PM

Lol! A ​window

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:08 PM

Swarzak is doing another nice job. Let's have some professional at-bats this inning please.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

The Escobar walkoff was my favorite. I still gave a sh!t then.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:19 PM

Remember the good ol' days, when half a dozen people would hang out in the game thread?

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:24 PM

I'm back. I think I broke a tooth on that landing, though

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:26 PM

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May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:27 PM

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DickBert, "You felt that tingle there."

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:28 PM

Remember the good ol' days, when half a dozen people would hang out in the game thread?


Weekends... Coupled with... Good Weather... Coupled with We Fest...Coupled with... The level of baseball being played... Coupled with 300 channels on cable... And the Thread is threatened.
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:29 PM

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I've said it a thousand times!!! No Horsing around in the House!!!
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:29 PM

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As the Twins record got worse and worse, the Fox Sports North team tried to create more interest in watching the telecasts.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:32 PM

Meanwhile, back at the game...never mind, nothing happened.

My daughters got me a Father's Day present of tickets for the whole family to go see the Twins play the Sux at the Cell next weekend. I hope at least half the team shows up with some energy. I'm not saying they aren't trying, but I've sure seen them try harder. All I can say is the dog family will do their best to represent.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:33 PM

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I assume this is one of those modern "art" things. I've been trying and I gotta say, I got nothin'. I was trying to work Pegasus into a line, and it wasn't working.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:34 PM

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Suit on or Suit off? Text your vote to 46500.
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:34 PM

Duensing is not a LOOGY, let's be clear. Maybe a boogy.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:36 PM

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Hurry... Go get Dudley... I mean Arthur... I found the rest of that moose. He'll be surprised its a horse... But go tell him I found it.
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:39 PM

Hurry... Go get Dudley... I mean Arthur... I found the rest of that moose. He'll be surprised its a horse... But go tell him I found it.

I was trying to go with something similar, and just couldn't come up with anything funny either.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:41 PM

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Changette and Angette.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:42 PM

I hate to say it, and it's too early to make any firm judgements, but Gibson has been pretty unimpressive since his callup. I expected some struggles, but I also expected to see better stuff.


Was he as painful to watch on tv as he was from the stands?

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:43 PM

Houston. Losing. Not surprised. Bleh.
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

Was he as painful to watch on tv as he was from the stands?

That depends...didja get free tix and parking? Maybe a free pass through the Buffet?

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

I assume this is one of those modern "art" things. I've been trying and I gotta say, I got nothin'. I was trying to work Pegasus into a line, and it wasn't working.


Mine wasn't working either. I pictured a trophy head hanging on the other side of the wall, but who has a horse as a hunting trophy. I guess maybe the guy who would hang the rest of the horse in the hall.

Nobody is going to top Riverbrian's "No Horsing around in the House!!!" so I guess it doesn't matter.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:48 PM

That depends...didja get free tix and parking? Maybe a free pass through the Buffet?


Free tix at least.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

Free tix at least.

Then it was probably more painful on TV. I'm paying for Extra Innings.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:50 PM

The boys are really giving the Astros everything they can handle.

May all our prospects be All Stars and the beer be free.


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:52 PM

Well played Winston, well played.

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

Houston. Losing. Not surprised. Bleh.


Not Losing!