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#141 GCTF

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:50 PM

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.


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#142 ThePuck

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:52 PM

One hit per game (no more, no less) for Dozier!


'So I married an axe murderer' quote?

#143 GCTF

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:52 PM

Stros guy is managin' the hell out of this one.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:52 PM

i would but i'm not wearing any pants.


Wow! You just gave me an idea.

#145 Winston Smith

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:54 PM

We may not win but we had a productive out so it's like a win.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:54 PM

Has all 4 pitches.

Drink.

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#147 buckninetyone

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

Ok... Enough time has gone by... How many of you noticed the Gorilla?


sorry. still don't notice gorilla.

#148 ThePuck

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:56 PM

I love it when our announcers tell us a guy is pitching well and the only thing they mention is his win-loss record...

Wow, thanks for the one stat I could not care less about guys...tells me nothing.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 08:57 PM

Piss off, Plouffe.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:00 PM

Wow! You just gave me an idea.


Rocky Mountain Oysters served with Doppia Riccia shaped like Pants?

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#151 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:00 PM

Does anyone here think a Twin will hit 15HR's this season?

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:01 PM

Does anyone here think a Twin will hit 15HR's this season?


Willingham... if he comes back and plays a little.

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#153 buckninetyone

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:03 PM

Has all 4 pitches.

Drink.


"the" drink! ok.

#154 Winston Smith

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:07 PM

Pull out the lipstick!

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:07 PM

Willingham... if he comes back and plays a little.


Right now, that would be my only guess also.

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#156 Riverbrian

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:08 PM

Perkins pitched like concave breasts.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:10 PM

Colabelo is gonna jack one.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:12 PM

They save a lot of money putting Lo's name on his jersey.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:13 PM

Colabelo is gonna jack one.


Whoa... too much information.

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#160 Gibby

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 09:13 PM

I hate the Twins.