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#81 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:33 PM

Even Andrew Gold "Thank You for Being a Friend" is gone.


The True Tragedy of this sequence of posts.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:35 PM

Brian Duensing, "LOOGY."

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:36 PM

The True Tragedy of this sequence of posts.


I miss Foghat... Rod the Bottle and Lonesome Dave.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:37 PM

I wonder what round I'll be suckered into drafting Moustakas next year.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:37 PM

Moustakis must hit something like .084 against the rest of the league.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:38 PM

I'm gonna climb out on a very shaky limb and say they ain't comin back.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:39 PM

Moustakis must hit something like .084 against the rest of the league.


Slugs. Slugs .084 against the rest of the league.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:39 PM

I sat down to watch a baseball game and a nap broke out.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:40 PM

I sat down to watch a baseball game and a nap broke out.

Don't be coming in here yelling and sh!t.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:41 PM

"Florimon flairs it foul."

Highlight of the game for me so far.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:42 PM

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:44 PM

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:45 PM

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...


Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:45 PM

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.


I remember when I was a wee lad, Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent were my favorites... then I saw the Allman Brothers.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:46 PM

Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:46 PM

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

Foie Gras?

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:48 PM

Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney


Fog 'at?

Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:48 PM

...tries to say cockney with english accent to self...comes out "cockney." scratches head...

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:49 PM

Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:49 PM

Foie Gras?


You cant have any foie Gras, if you don't eat your meat.