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Game Thread: Royals@Twins 7/30 7:10PM

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#21 snepp

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:39 PM

Jamshot.



Drink.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:41 PM

Jamshot.



Drink.


I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart".

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:44 PM

Transcript

Joe: Jeez that one kinda got away from you.
Mike: My release point was a little off.
Joe: I didn't ask why.
Mike: Oh... Umm. Well yes it did.
Joe: Ok... That was ball 3... According to the official rule book. Ball 4 will result in a base on balls.
Mike: So... Throw a strike then.
Joe: Yep... It could be your release point... I'm going back to the plate.
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:46 PM

I liked TK's reference to the "duck fart".


Somewhere Bert is jealous, he's been forbidden to "swear" on the air for years.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:48 PM

//dyson squares to bunt with 1 out and 2 on//

TK: "Oh, I don't know about that...I'd rather see him try to drive in a run here.

//awkward silence from Dick//

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:54 PM

Transcript

Joe: Mike Mike Mike hold on
Mike: Joe I'm right here... I'm not going anywhere.
Joe: Gordon just dropped one... I don't know what he ate for lunch. But he just dropped one.
Mike: So you want to hang out here for awhile.
Joe: Yeah... How long do you think it will take to go away. If this was... (Pause). Jeez... Pelf!!! not you to...
Mike: Gordon and I went out to lunch today.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:58 PM

babelfish *colabello* ita to eng *beautiful mr. pibb*

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:59 PM

Here you can check to see what is going on down on the farms.

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Edited by Thegrin, 30 July 2013 - 07:01 PM.


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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:06 PM

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#30 snepp

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:11 PM

Did Florimon actually overrun that grounder?

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:13 PM

Can we rewind the last few pitches?

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:13 PM

I take back what I said about how the Twins should re-sign Pelfrey

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:13 PM

Pelfrey been grooving a few this inning.
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:14 PM

Wait, what? Didn't Pelfrey get the "it's still July" memo?

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:14 PM

moustakas?! how do you let an irish guy beat you like that? smdh.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:15 PM

Can we rewind the last few pitches?


Sehctip wef tsal eht

OK... Done!
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:16 PM

Sehctip wef tsal eht

OK... Done!

Great...now I have to watch that blast all over again. Thanks a lot.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:20 PM

God this team is boring to watch.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:20 PM

1 in 10 Hicks PAs has ended in a strikeout looking

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:26 PM

So are we giving Pelfrey a 3 or 4 year deal or are we just going with the 13 million dollar qualifying offer?