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Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 7/25 9:10PM

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#1 Riverbrian

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:32 PM

Twins: SP Kevin Correia

2B Dozier
C Herrmann
1B Morneau
RF Doumit
3B Plouffe
LF Thomas
DH Colabello
CF Hicks
SS Florimon

Mariners: Iwakuma

SS Miller
2B Franklin
LF Ibanez
DH Morales
3B Seager
1B Smoak
RF Saunders
C Zunino
CF Ackley

Things to think about for tonight's game:

1. Think about Chris Colabello... He is due for a big game. He's the guy on the roster who really needs to have a big game. Maybe not tonight but he needs one soon.

2. Think Iwakuma... I discovered this guy... I had no idea who he was last year. I watched him throw a game and I said to myself... I don't care what his stats say... He can throw... I've said that about a lot of people and missed so I'm happy to say that I got it right on this guy... He's good.

3. Think about the Seattle lineup... It's not like they are tearing the cover off the ball but the lineup is full of guys who were high rated prospects when younger... players who just haven't taken the next step... Smoak was supposed to be a superstar... So was Ackley. Its not like they haven't tried to build an offense.

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.

5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:37 PM

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:41 PM

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.


I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:45 PM

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.


Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.

Major League Baseball is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:54 PM

I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.


I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:00 PM

Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.


Yeah I know... I have to get my priorities straight.

1. Family
2. Twins Daily
3. Twins Baseball
4. Baseball
5. My Dodge Dart
6. World Peace
7. A Warm Shower
8. HD TV
9. Work
10. Neil Young

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:02 PM

I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.


buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:05 PM

The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.


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#9 CairoCrown

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

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Is that JaMarcus Russell?

#10 Riverbrian

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.


I went to the tattoo parlor... Sat down and asked him for tattoo of me.

He said: where do you want it?

I said: Make it actual size.

It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.


Maybe you should just go with it, whether or not you understand it.

And the lips on your avatar are really freaky. I always think people look like their avatars. So I'm picturing you in real life wearing lipstick. But lipstick seems to be a theme around here.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:08 PM

It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.


Still seems like a bargain

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:08 PM

I always think people look like their avatars.

'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:08 PM

4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.


What do you do?

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:08 PM

iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.


buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:10 PM

5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.

Followed by 1999's "Toes?"

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:11 PM

The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.


I've tried that more than a handful of times. I am still drawing a blank.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:12 PM

'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.

It's not just yellow. The color is Interchange Yellow. It kinda changes hues in different light. Sometimes it looks greenish yellow, sometimes yellow yellow, sometimes golden. It's quite nice. As am I.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:12 PM

What do you do?


I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:13 PM

I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.

Tell Rockin' Rick and Trevor D that I said "Hi."