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#41 Gibby

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:24 PM

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.


You know one of them will be named after Grampa.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:25 PM

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:
https://encrypted-tb...OmMR5Mu55tdD8fh

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:25 PM

I'm going with Jake and John.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:25 PM

Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"


Joe "Iron Man" Mauer

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A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

 

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:26 PM

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.


Anyone can play a guitar held horizontally. It's playing one held vertically that gets you the cool gigs.

I'm glad Doumit caught that third out without getting hurt. He was fighting that pretty hard but made it work.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:27 PM

I'm going with Jake and John.

Minnie and Paul

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:27 PM

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:28 PM

I'm going with Jake and John.


Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:28 PM

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#50 CairoCrown

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:28 PM

Dave St. Peter: Hey Joe, any chance you can name your kids Minnie and Paul?
Joe Mauer: No.
DSP: Come on! This is a great marketing opportunity!
JM: Look, I didn't speak up when you sold my side burns, but this is too far.
DSP: Fair enough. Say have I ever told you that I graduated from UND?
JM . . .

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:29 PM

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Dang...I thought I got that one removed. That was really a rough morning.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:29 PM

Strike four to Colabello.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:31 PM

Strike four to Colabello.


Yeah, and I don't think he got a good swing at any of the four.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:32 PM

Babies should be named with initials that spell something.

If a boy...

I like Brian for a first name...
Middle name should start with an A... So how bout Aardvark.

There ya go... Brian Aardvark Mauer... Initials BAM... Baby Bam Bam... It's perfect.

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#55 CairoCrown

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:36 PM

Strike 2 to Trumbo was an absolutely filthy pitch. I hope Gibson can repeat that consistently.

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:36 PM

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:37 PM

Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.


The Mauers chose not to learn the gender.

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#58 CairoCrown

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:37 PM

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:38 PM

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince
https://encrypted-tb...P-IZR5ZjQHP_V6J
outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies
https://encrypted-tb...H8nsnVP1q39dhxg

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:41 PM

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince
https://encrypted-tb...P-IZR5ZjQHP_V6J
outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies
https://encrypted-tb...H8nsnVP1q39dhxg

If you look closely, you can see Snepp in both pictures. Weird.