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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/21 1:10PM

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#101 Riverbrian

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:56 PM

I'll bet the Indians play defense now... You won't see anybody laying up or half assing.
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#102 ashburyjohn

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:56 PM

I have no idea how that got posted upside down.


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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:58 PM

I have no idea how that got posted upside down. That's a 16 oz. ribeye with a French martini in the background

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:58 PM

It's gonna be a no-no... I'm calling it right now.
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#105 buckninetyone

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:59 PM

Another dogsh-- atbat from Morneau


dogshow?

#106 ashburyjohn

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:59 PM

​kinda wanna see a no hitter here.


Sorry, still gonna try the rally avatar here.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:59 PM

tk, 1945: "anne frank? that's unfortunate."


Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:00 PM

It's gonna be a no-no... I'm calling it right now.


I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.

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#109 ashburyjohn

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:00 PM

dogshow?


Dog shaming.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:01 PM

I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.


The 7th may be his last time up.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:01 PM

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.


She doesn't remember... Her last memory was Ribeye... French Martini... The memories are gone after that.

Elbows on the table friend is gonna to explain to her later today that She was doing handstands in her chair at the restaurant.
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#112 glunn

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:02 PM

Sorry, still gonna try the rally avatar here.


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#113 Riverbrian

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:02 PM

Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.


Too Soon.
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:02 PM

Good one. C'mon people these practically write themselves.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:03 PM

I'm not worried. Mauer will break it up in the 9th.


Its Herrmann in the 7th or an infield single in the 9th. Or... A No-No.
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:04 PM

The 7th may be his last time up.


I believe Bark forsees a series of walks and errors enabling Mauer to have a PA in the 9th.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:05 PM

Both my Sons are in the living room with me... Masterson just blows Mauer away with a 97MPH fastball...

I turn to my 15 year old son and say... 97 MPH... Do you know how fast that is?

My 15 Year old son says "I don't know"
My 19 year old son is in College... He says "umm... The answer would be 97 MPH".

College is paying off.



I had a similar "college is paying off" experience recently:

Oldest, age 21: "Studies show the first-born of the family is most likely to have the highest IQ"

#4, age 14: "What's IQ?"

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:05 PM

I just figured it wasn't the pic that was upside down.

Things can get pretty interesting that way ;)

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:06 PM

A no hitter? NO chance. Everyone knows strikeout pitchers use too many pitches and can't pitch past the 6th or 7th inning.

#120 Riverbrian

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:06 PM

The problem with the Twins lineup against Masterson today.

They insist on facing him one at a time!!! They'd do better if two or three faced him at once!!!

Adam West as Batman always benefited from the one at a time approach.
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