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#41 Bark's Lounge

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:44 PM

Strikeout #8 in the past 3 days for Arciaki. Uggh.


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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:48 PM

If hits were runs... We got a lead!!! If Candy were nuts... The town of Hershey PA would look and feel different.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:51 PM

Um.. thanks for the compliment?


The compliment > Nishioka's MLB career

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:52 PM

Ethnic Insensitivity? Just some cultural references...


If I had a nickel for every time some poor shlub got the stuffing beat out of him after saying that.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:58 PM

If I had a nickel for every time some poor shlub got the stuffing beat out of him after saying that.


LOL.. If I had a nickel for every time I got the stuffing beat out of me... I'd have a nickel.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:59 PM

Dozier lead off double... Now Parm do the little things.. get him over to third.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:00 PM

Dang it Parm!!!

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:06 PM

LOL.. If I had a nickel for every time I got the stuffing beat out of me... I'd have a nickel.


I'd liketa seeya come over *here* and say that, Tough Guy.

/ and then I'd take you out to a nice bar overlooking the lake and buy you that Margarita I believe you asked for yesterday

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:06 PM

Dang it Morneausie!

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:06 PM

Chasing that split... isn't a good idea. Especially 2-0... Morneau was just trying to make it 3 to Zero. Not a good idea.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:08 PM

I'd liketa seeya come over *here* and say that, Tough Guy.

/ and then I'd take you out to a nice bar overlooking the lake and buy you that Margarita I believe you asked for yesterday


Rum and Coke but I can live with the Marg.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:10 PM

How far from the lake do you live?

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:12 PM

Report from around the league: Strasburg is not a good pitcher... tonight he isn't at least!!!

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:14 PM

How far from the lake do you live?

As the crow flies, about a mile. As the bicycle cycles, about a mile and a half downhill, about a thousand miles back up.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:19 PM

As the crow flies, about a mile. As the bicycle cycles, about a mile and a half downhill, about a thousand miles back up.


I'm 3 blocks from Burger King

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

Report from around the league: Strasburg is not a good pitcher... tonight he isn't at least!!!


Couple sub-par starts in a row. Probably best to send him to AAA to see if he can find himself.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:22 PM

If it keeps on rainin', levee's going to break.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:22 PM

I'm 3 blocks from Burger King


Yeah, I heard they moved about 2.5 blocks away.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:23 PM

I'm 3 blocks from Burger King


Isn't everyone?*

* i'm not

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#60 Riverbrian

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

Yeah, I heard they moved about 2.5 blocks away.


You should see that Burger King at sunset!!! Spectacular views!!! People come from 5 blocks away... just to see it.

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