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#101 ashburyjohn

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

Maybe that's not a sneeze.


If she wears pantyhose, there might be a way to know for sure.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

He gone.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:28 PM

He gone.


Oh I... Oh I... Better learn how to face it.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:33 PM

Oh I... Oh I... Better learn how to face it.


Watch out, boy, they'll chew you up.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:35 PM

"Shampoo."

"Shampoo."

"Did I stutter?"

"HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA."

"What did Marlin Perkins call the fake stuff he insisted they substitute in for the real thing when he was 'tracking the wild boar of Sumatra.'"

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:36 PM

Watch out, boy, they'll chew you up.


When I feel cold... You warm me.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

#107 CairoCrown

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

Gordon Beckham looking to open an RCC Western store. He just needs hats because he's already got plenty of boots.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?:)

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:39 PM

Did anybody catch Blyleven singing the praises of the training staff a couple of innings ago? Wow!

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:41 PM

Did anybody catch Blyleven singing the praises of the training staff a couple of innings ago? Wow!

I think I zoned it out. What did he say?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:41 PM

Carnac: No error by Beckham.
Ed: I just checked the box score. This sounds incorrect.
Carnac: You doubt my powers. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Marlboros.
Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. "No error by Beckham." And, the envelope?
Carnac: What do you call a soccer star marrying a Spice Girl?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:42 PM

When I feel cold... You warm me.


I'm not engaging further in a Hall & Oates showdown with an obvious master.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:46 PM

"Shampoo."

"Shampoo."

"Did I stutter?"

"HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA."

"What did Marlin Perkins call the fake stuff he insisted they substitute in for the real thing when he was 'tracking the wild boar of Sumatra.'"


I wonder if Marlin would have survived the screen tests and focus groups of today?

Focus Group Member #1: He's kinda Old

Moderator: Well he's actually dead now so... Yeah he's kinda old... What other impressions did you have?

FGM #3: I didn't think he said things like "Criky" and "what a pretty girl" Enough

Moderator: well he's actually dead now... So... OK... What else?

FGM #22: Why did he just stand there and let the other guy do all work. That big dark haired guy was like inches from that leopard. I think I'd respect him more if he helped out.

Moderator: Well He's actuallly dead now... He can't move... We just got him propped against that tree. Marlin was very popular in the 70's... We were hoping he could still be today.

Edited by Riverbrian, 19 June 2013 - 08:49 PM.

A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:48 PM

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?:)


Carnac: The Twilight Zone.
Ed: I saw an episode of that the other night, in reruns.
Carnac: <pause> I'd ask for some of what you're smoking, if you saw a new one.
Ed: Hi-yo. "The Twilight Zone."
Carnac: What do you call Kristen Stewart's bedroom?

#115 Physics Guy

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:49 PM

I think I zoned it out. What did he say?


They were talking about Hicks going out on a rehab assignment. Blyleven said something to the effect that the training staff will take great care of him and get him back playing.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:49 PM

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?:)


Place is a madhouse... Feels like being cloned.

or... Where am I to go... Now that I've gone too far.
A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:50 PM

Carnac: No error by Beckham.
Ed: I just checked the box score. This sounds incorrect.
Carnac: You doubt my powers. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Marlboros.
Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. "No error by Beckham." And, the envelope?
Carnac: What do you call a soccer star marrying a Spice Girl?


You should be a writer for Leno or Letterman.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:51 PM

That's what you get when you bring in Duensing with runners in scoring position.

Forget Carnac - I could have predicted that.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:52 PM

Is there a betting pool on who gets to .200 quicker, Hicks or Dunn?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:52 PM

You should be a writer for Leno or Letterman.


I was. They sent me here.