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Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 6/19 - 7:10pm

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#41 glunn

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:09 PM

Since Memorial Day, Dozier has hit .310/.385/.517 in 19gms (58ABs) entering tonite w/10r 3hr 7rbi


That is encouraging. If he can keep that up then we have found our permanent 2B.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:09 PM

You get to be Carnac tonight, it appears.

Speaking of which...


"Touchback."

"Touchback."

//chuckles and knowing looks between Ed and Johnny//

"What should Glorm do if Olivia touches first?"

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:11 PM

Plouffe can hit lefties, that is not a problem with his game!!

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:12 PM

That is encouraging. If he can keep that up then we have found our permanent 2B.

Eddie Rosario just said 'dammit'

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:13 PM

Not harping on just this case, but a power hitting Willingham hitting .210 & power hitting Morneau w/2HR


I was thinking more about propensities to hit it in the air versus on the ground - but am too lazy to go do anything rash like actually looking something up.

#46 glunn

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:13 PM

Speaking of which...


"Touchback."

"Touchback."

//chuckles and knowing looks between Ed and Johnny//

"What should Glorm do if Olivia touches first?"


That creates a very pleasant picture in my mind.

On a different note, I once met Johnny. He was friendly and intelligent -- a good guy.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:13 PM

You get to be Carnac tonight, it appears.


Ashbury: I hold in my hand the envelopes... Hermetically sealed... No one knows the contents of these envelopes but you... Oh great one.... You will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions...

Riverbrian: Would you just give me an envelope

Ashbury: Ha ha ha... YES!

Riverbrian: You startled me with that Yes! (Envelope placed to forehead) A B C D E F G

Ashbury: A B C D E F G

Riverbrian: You could keep going if you didn't drink so much

Ashbury: Ha ha ha... Yes!

Riverbrian: (tears open envelope and blows into it) The earliest forms of Preperation H and an easier spelling of Arcia.

Ashbury: A two for one... Ha ha ha... Yes!

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

I have been married for decades and gave up a long time ago.


Then you haven't been married long enough. Eventually you will embrace it.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

Eddie Rosario just said 'dammit'


Rosario could go back to the outfield or one of them could be trade bait.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

aozier?


When you quote it... Perfection.

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#51 ashburyjohn

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:15 PM

Ashbury: I hold in my hand the envelopes... Hermetically sealed... No one knows the contents of these envelopes but you... Oh great one.... You will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions...

Riverbrian: Would you just give me an envelope

Ashbury: Ha ha ha... YES!


HEY-yo!

#52 glunn

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:16 PM

I am going home now to pick up dinner and watch the game -- will check back later.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:19 PM

I have been married for decades and gave up a long time ago.


GLORM!!!

What do you say to a nice beer Glorm?

Now you type -- Niceness will not save you... From your eventual fate going down.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:23 PM

Then you haven't been married long enough. Eventually you will embrace it.


Yeah... But what if it's 50-50 odds that her motivation is Hydration or Drowning?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:24 PM

I am going home now to pick up dinner and watch the game -- will check back later.


No Menu?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:27 PM

Sale is awkward once again... He's fun to watch... It's like Chevy Chase on the mound.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:30 PM

Sale is awkward once again... He's fun to watch... It's like Chevy Chase on the mound.

"Connor, you ignorant ****."

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:31 PM

Report from around the League: Who is this Jeff Locke... If The Twins would have signed him in the off season... Would TD have torn him apart?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:32 PM

oy.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:33 PM

Report from around the League: Who is this Jeff Locke... If The Twins would have signed him in the off season... Would TD have torn him apart?

That's not really a report. It's a series of questions.