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#21 Riverbrian

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:23 PM

Thomas read what rain dog and Ashbury said and came up with a rebuttal.

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#22 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:23 PM

Yeah man... Clete has been up all day... He shoulda had by noon at least.


There, finally. Broke the drought.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:23 PM

No-Drama Deduno in the first. Can't possibly remain that way, can it?


I hope not.. More fun with a little drama.

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#24 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:28 PM

Well, at least we got the no-hit monkey off our backs right away. Baby steps.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:30 PM

So, RB, you weren't here yesterday - what is the weirdest medical procedure you, or a close relative, has had done?

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:31 PM

I hope not.. More fun with a little drama.


3-0 on Fielder enough drama to suit?

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:36 PM

okay ... seriously ... 'Based your current location, you are blacked out from watching this game.' MLB.TV sucks. Never again. I'm in frikken Chicago.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:39 PM

okay ... seriously ... 'Based your current location, you are blacked out from watching this game.' MLB.TV sucks. Never again. I'm in frikken Chicago.


It's a national broadcast. MLB TV blacks those out.
Better looking with the lights out.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:42 PM

It's a national broadcast. MLB TV blacks those out.


A national broadcast not being broadcast in my area.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:52 PM

oh well ... guess I'll watch the Blackhawks game then. Don't have to choose between them.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:52 PM

Good job Florimonster on the play to home.

/ edit: and after the Jackson single, Kelly may be feeling a bit dumb.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:00 PM

So, RB, you weren't here yesterday - what is the weirdest medical procedure you, or a close relative, has had done?


I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:00 PM

A national broadcast not being broadcast in my area.


The good news, once the new TV deal goes into place those obnoxious "national broadcast blackouts" are being terminated.


Only 30 more years until they get around to doing something about the archaic blackouts areas for everything else!

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:01 PM

I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.


Nuclear powered remotes can't get here soon enough.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:01 PM

3-0 on Fielder enough drama to suit?


Its a start but I'd prefer the occasional fastball off the ball boy.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:06 PM

A plunking... Deduno style.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:06 PM

Its a start but I'd prefer the occasional fastball off the ball boy.


Cabrera's now the ball boy? Tough league.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:11 PM

I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.


The real strange part... There is this actual thing called remote surgery... Doctors can perform surgery without actually being in the room using a robot surgical system.

This was how my procedure was done so... It was... Wait for it... Remote Remote Surgery.

Synergy baby!!! Synergy

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#39 mikeee

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:19 PM

The Wild Man has struck twice!!!!!

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:20 PM

The real strange part... There is this actual thing called remote surgery... Doctors can perform surgery without actually being in the room using a robot surgical system.

This was how my procedure was done so... It was... Wait for it... Remote Remote Surgery.

Synergy baby!!! Synergy


I assume this was performed with below-par bedside manner. I.e., a remote remote remote surgery.