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Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/4 - 7:10pm

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#41 ashburyjohn

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:30 PM

How about bring back Matt Garza!


We can have two Kevin Correia's for his price. Pass.

#42 LaBombo

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:30 PM

Except when you shake it there's this sound of breaking glass inside.

I had a Star Wars lunchbox thermos that became like that. Stopped using it a few weeks later.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:30 PM

Well, the glass cracked a little in that inning, but I think the present is still intact.

#44 ashburyjohn

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:30 PM

Dick noted that everyone in KC is wondering where Eric Hosmer's power went. My guess: same place as Justin Morneau's...


I spotted the photo before I read the words, and assumed this would be in further comment about Deduno.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:32 PM

And then Billy Joel breaks into "You May be Right".


"But it just may be Deduno that you're lookin' for...."

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:33 PM

I had a Star Wars lunchbox thermos that became like that. Stopped using it a few weeks later.


Just in time. Rust makes the milk taste bad.

#47 LaBombo

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:35 PM

"But it just may be Deduno that you're lookin' for...."

i... just dotted. Or not. Depends.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:37 PM

I had a Star Wars lunchbox thermos that became like that. Stopped using it a few weeks later.


I had a Chico and the Man Lunch Box.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:38 PM

Doumit walks to lead off the inning. This should be big.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:38 PM

Where's Chief... I need to ask him if Dozier should bunt here.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:39 PM

I had a Chico and the Man Lunch Box.


Jetsons.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:41 PM

Jetsons.


Jack Albertson kicks Elroy's Butt.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:42 PM

Where's Chief... I need to ask him if Dozier should bunt here.

No.

Next?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:42 PM

Dozier is in my Dog House now.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:43 PM

Jack Albertson kicks Elroy's Butt.


Jane Jetson >> Della Reese

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:43 PM

Jetsons.


Charlie Brown.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:44 PM

Did Dick just say "infield fly called on this foul ball..."?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:44 PM

Two walks followed by Two Pop Ups... I feel the need to write a strongly worded letter to the Twins.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:44 PM

Dozier is in my Dog House now.


Aaron is sniffing Dozier's butt and looking for a place to lie down there too.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 06:44 PM

Charlie Brown.

Miss February.