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#181 Ultima Ratio

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:21 PM

Trade Robertson for Chen.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:22 PM

Unfortunately that bullet travels at a speed measured in feet per hour these days.


Sounds awfully similar to my 'fastball'.

#183 Ultima Ratio

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:22 PM

I don't see Miggy... I see Melky and Everth...

I do see Nelson Cruz... Another Fantasy player of mine gone.


I didn't either. Norm/Glorm may already be six deep.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:22 PM

Sounds awfully similar to my 'fastball'.


Ba dum tsssh
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:22 PM

You have completely forgotten how absolutely withering an "ew, he's OLD" can be.

Ugly incident at Redbox movie return tonight, so I'm totally ready to relate that tale to anyone who needs the "ew" refresher.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

Ugly incident at Redbox movie return tonight, so I'm totally ready to relate that tale to anyone who needs the "ew" refresher.

That was you?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

I don't see Miggy... I see Melky and Everth...

I do see Nelson Cruz... Another Fantasy player of mine gone.


I thought I saw Miggy on a handwritten list that they flashed on the video.

BTW, Deduno need to come out of this game -- was at 100 pitches before the inning began.

#188 CairoCrown

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:26 PM

How many times is that now that Gardy has had to pull a starter with no outs after leaving him in an extra inning?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:27 PM

Brock doesn't like me... You'll have to use your cred to help us out.


Cred? Isn't Game Thread Moderator somewhat akin in influence to Airman Sub-basic?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:27 PM

How many times is that now that Gardy has had to pull a starter with no outs after leaving him in an extra inning?


Since 2002? You expect a lot out of my memory.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:28 PM

Cred? Isn't Game Thread Moderator somewhat akin in influence to Airman Sub-basic?


I didn't get the joke but I bet Chief is laughing his ass off.
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#192 CairoCrown

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:29 PM

Since 2002? You expect a lot out of my memory.

In the past week or so.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:29 PM

Cool... Glormie has joined me on the Deduno bandwagon. Only a few of us so far but there's room for more.


A month after he is voted the Cy, I may perk up and notice that he's actually been OK.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:30 PM

In the past week or so.


Oh... In that case the Answer is 89.
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#195 CairoCrown

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:31 PM

Oh... In that case the Answer is 89.

Can I get an assist on that layup?

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:32 PM

Oh... In that case the Answer is 89.

I think you meant "8 or 9."

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:32 PM

Ugly incident at Redbox movie return tonight, so I'm totally ready to relate that tale to anyone who needs the "ew" refresher.


Guys half my age get the "ew" refresher handed to them unbidden. "29? Ew, he's old."

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:34 PM

Can I get an assist on that layup?


Absolutely... I tip my cap... You are a solid addition to the game thread. We are here every game.
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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:34 PM

Can I get an assist on that layup?

You just earned your game threader badge.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:35 PM

I didn't get the joke but I bet Chief is laughing his ass off.


I am confident he will inform me if I bollixed it.