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#21 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

That started well


[FONT="] A man went skydiving for the first time, and after five seconds in the air he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his backup chute and pulled that cord. Nothing happened. Suddenly, he looked down and saw a man going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, “Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?” The other guy yelled back, “Heck no! Do you know anything about catching fly balls hit off of Kevin Correia?” [/FONT]

#22 glunn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:16 PM

That started well


When was the last game that the Twins were leading?

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:17 PM

That started well


yeah... It was only a solo shot.

#24 glunn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:18 PM

Plenty o' good seats available at TF.


There will be more if the Twins keep falling behind in the early innings and never rallying.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:18 PM

And then KC strikes out Trout and Hamilton. Go figure.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:19 PM

[FONT=&] A man went skydiving for the first time, and after five seconds in the air he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his backup chute and pulled that cord. Nothing happened. Suddenly, he looked down and saw a man going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, “Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?” The other guy yelled back, “Heck no! Do you know anything about catching fly balls hit off of Kevin Correia?” [/FONT]


That's nothing to joke about

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:20 PM

and then kc strikes out /insert name here/. Go figure.

ftfy.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:20 PM

When was the last game that the Twins were leading?


I looked it up... April 9th..................1987

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:20 PM

And then KC strikes out Trout and Hamilton. Go figure.


Hamilton looking, no less.

edit: Must be the batter's eye.

#30 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:22 PM

That's nothing to joke about


Lemme guess, your uncle died in a skydiving accident. My apologies. If only I could find that delete button...

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:23 PM

At least Mauer is getting the job done -- we need at least one run here.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:23 PM

Look at Joe getting around on something. Atta boy

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:26 PM

Lemme guess, your uncle died in a skydiving accident. My apologies. If only I could find that delete button...


Died of a direct impact to his cranium from a KC moonshot, actually. Just one of nearly 2 dozen brave Americans to suffer the affliction.

Every. Year.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:27 PM

Doe-Mitt... And we are tied...

#35 glunn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:27 PM

OK, Doumit has temporarily silenced his critics. Now let's bat around.

#36 ashburyjohn

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:27 PM

Attaway Doomsie.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:32 PM

This game is on pace to be a tie.


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#38 notoriousgod71

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:35 PM

I logged on just to say I was present when the Oswaldo Arcia HOF era began.

#39 notoriousgod71

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:37 PM

Anyone know what number Arcia actually is supposed to be?

#40 notoriousgod71

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:38 PM

Just like I thought, HOF!