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#1 SpiritofVodkaDave

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 08:15 AM

An old favorite for sure, this is where people can post about the Twins, Sports or Life in general after having a few beers, ideally at the very least this brings rongardenhire or fatbeer out of the wood work.

I'm sure the normal forum rules still apply so keep it somewhat clean.

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 05:02 PM

I don't get drunk anymore. Tipsy, maybe, but not drunk. I know, for a female, I'm no fun. But there are plenty of times I wish I were drunk ... like when reading a baseball thread of complete inanity.

Edited by ChiTownTwinsFan, 24 March 2013 - 05:05 PM.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 05:05 PM

I don't get drunk anymore. Tipsy, maybe, but not drunk. I know, for a female, I'm no fun. But there are plenty of times I wish I were ... like when reading a baseball thread of complete inanity.


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#4 SpiritofVodkaDave

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:50 PM

What happened to Lukes post in this thread? Was it deleted?

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 05:29 AM

What happened to Lukes post in this thread? Was it deleted?

There are a few that were deleted over elsewhere as well

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 12:12 AM

great series win today boys!!! big pelf daddy was straight dealin today!!

funny story from earlier though. so every once in awhile i like to play some music while i and a lady friend get intimate. i actually have several playlist for that purpose, all of them carefuly crafted to set the mood. nothing to intense though. one of my housemates recently messed with the ipod and threw in some Tupac and LL Cool J for good measure. so yeah when "mama said knock you out" came on earlier, i couldnt stop laughing and eventually quit the entire ordeal, too damn funny man. but yeah thats my story folks

also i think mauer bats second is a good idea

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 05:44 PM

This thread is so imporopriate, what if Byron Buxton happens to see it? I don't know if we could survive that..
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 04:24 PM

great series win today boys!!! big pelf daddy was straight dealin today!!

funny story from earlier though. so every once in awhile i like to play some music while i and a lady friend get intimate. i actually have several playlist for that purpose, all of them carefuly crafted to set the mood. nothing to intense though. one of my housemates recently messed with the ipod and threw in some Tupac and LL Cool J for good measure. so yeah when "mama said knock you out" came on earlier, i couldnt stop laughing and eventually quit the entire ordeal, too damn funny man. but yeah thats my story folks

also i think mauer bats second is a good idea


That is the spirit!

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 12:56 AM

Derp.


Everything I posted tonight, regardless of legibility, was drunken. I don't care how well Little Nicky Punto slid into first, he still had so business getting hundreds of plate appearances.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 10:39 AM

Derp.


Everything I posted tonight, regardless of legibility, was drunken. I don't care how well Little Nicky Punto slid into first, he still had so business getting hundreds of plate appearances.


Correct spelling and commas? I question your drunkenness. Unless, of course, your in the 1% immune to fat fingered typing when plastered.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 10:54 AM

Correct spelling and commas? I question your drunkenness. Unless, of course, your in the 1% immune to fat fingered typing when plastered.


If I recall correctly, there was plenty of fat-fingering and a large quantity of backspace usage.

I had to check my post history this morning. I didn't recall making most of those posts last night.

Edited by snepp, 20 April 2013 - 10:57 AM.


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Posted 20 April 2013 - 11:07 AM

And I'm still trying to figure out what the hell Punto had to do with anything.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 06:14 PM

DAMNIT, I tried to post to this thread from my phone last night.

Had a whole paragraph typed in that would have looked hilarious come this morning.

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 12:58 AM

End the Arcia Era! The guy can't hit. Really. He's 21, **** him. he didn'ts get a hit day, didn't get a ghit yesterday,d why are they playing a 32 year old guy that can't hit> Bring him up, and he doesn't get a hit?????????? he's like. supposed to be Thoseme and he doesn't get a hit. fire gardy. It's Gardys fault nobody can hit. Fire Plouffe. fire Joe Mayes. Fire//, no, Denny Hocking needs to start. Why isn't Nick Putno playing?> He's the fire and ice of the offecnse. I wish we had Radke still, he really battled his tail off out there.

I didn't speel check or change anything because you know what, **** you grammar natzies. I hate everybody.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:42 AM

Being Single again finally is the best thing ever!!!! a gentlemen never tells and I don't know the french word that that one thing is called that involves more than 2 people but less than 4, but its pretty awesom.

Brock knows what I am talking about!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:09 AM

A night at Verve's?

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:28 AM

A night at Verve's?


Unfortunately no. Me and Verve have an open relationship these days.

****, now this is the official hungover as **** because I got a phone call early and couldn't fall back asleep thread.

It was awesome though, I was out with some girl and her friend, they came back from the bathroom and basically propositioned me.

"Check please!"

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:00 AM

Being Single again finally is the best thing ever!!!! a gentlemen never tells and I don't know the french word that that one thing is called that involves more than 2 people but less than 4, but its pretty awesom.

Brock knows what I am talking about!


Menage a trois ... the various accents are missing, but that is basically what you are looking for ... oui?

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:38 AM

It was awesome though, I was out with some girl and her friend, they came back from the bathroom and basically propositioned me.

"Check please!"

Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:43 AM

Menage a trois ... the various accents are missing, but that is basically what you are looking for ... oui?


That's the word!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:15 AM

That's the word!


Or words ... three, to be exact. ;)

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

Menage a trois ... the various accents are missing, but that is basically what you are looking for ... oui?

He means cirque jerque.

#23 SpiritofVodkaDave

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 02:00 PM

He means cirque jerque.


+1!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:31 PM

Or words ... three, to be exact. ;)

You sound so... experienced....
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#25 Bojangles

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:21 PM

He means cirque jerque.

hahhhhhhhhh
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:11 PM

hahhhhhhhhh


Whatever it was called, it was awesome and much better than tonight where I have decided to spend my late hours debating the Twins medical staff.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 09:22 AM

You sound so... experienced....


heh ... i'm an old church-lady school marm <nods> ... I just happen to know French

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:05 PM

Bad day for the twinkies, it's alright though we'll circle the wagons and line em up next time. Gotta say im excited about arcia and hicks' improvement.

Dave I just wanna say I love your avatar. There are few things more american than some good ole CCR. What are some of your favorite jams? For me, Born on the Bayou and Green River are at the top, among others. Proud mary and ramble tamble are also just phenomenal.

I just wanna say ive been reflecting on joe mauer's career recently. I will feel absolutely awful if we cant get the guy deeper than the first round of the playoffs. I'm about to write him a letter of encouragement, letting him know we are all behind him. The guy is so damn athletic. It's not every day your gatorade player of the year decides to play baseball. and im so glad he did. He is a true ballplayer, acts like he's been there before. There are some other guys in the league who can be real showboats. IMO, guys like Cano or Kemp can act a little bit childish after sending one deep. Joe, he acts like a real professional, like he's been there before. That's what I appreciate most. He knows he is so good, he doesn't need to compensate for anything with gimmicks after a home run swing or RBI double. Why? Because he's joe mauer. He's been there before. This isn't new to him. What a professional. If I could emulate one man's attitude and professionalism in life, it would be his. Roll tide, and go twins