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#21 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 07:41 PM

 

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.
 

Good thing my lower jaw is what moves... I can only bite up.

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#22 gil4

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Posted 13 March 2021 - 08:12 PM

 

3 months out or 4?

Two weeks.

 

For three months.

 

Or four.

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#23 VivaBomboRivera!

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Posted 13 March 2021 - 09:11 PM

Grass- or grain-fed?

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 06:54 AM

Two weeks.

 

For three months.

 

Or four.

Day-to-day, and thus not on the Injured List, leaving the roster short a man, the entire time.
 

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 07:06 AM

Byron,T-Bone Steaks are called that because they DO HAVE BONES IN THEM.


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Posted 14 March 2021 - 12:10 PM

He has a HR today so I think he'll be okay.

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#27 ashbury

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 12:37 PM

"BUXTON CRACKS TOOTH, HOMER IN SAME WEEK"

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#28 USAFChief

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 01:51 PM

"BUXTON CRACKS TOOTH, HOMER IN SAME WEEK"


Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.
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Cutting my carbs...with a pizza slicer.


#29 Joe A. Preusser

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 01:55 PM

He has a HR today so I think he'll be okay.


Success strategy? Every cracked tooth = a homerun? Let's get that man some ROCKS!
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Posted 14 March 2021 - 01:58 PM

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

Chief just hasn't cracked the code.
 

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 03:12 PM

 

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

 

 

Chief just hasn't cracked the code.
 

concur

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 05:17 PM

 

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

Maybe not, but he’s butchered quite a few.

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 05:39 PM

Maybe not, but he’s butchered quite a few.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."

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#34 USAFChief

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 06:36 PM

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."


Rabbit jokes are so last century.
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#35 USAFChief

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 06:38 PM

Every cracked tooth = a homerun?


Those would be known as ...


Wait for it


...


Cracker jacks
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#36 Squirrel

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 07:04 PM

 

Those would be known as ...


Wait for it


...


Cracker jacks

You are in good form for the upcoming season!

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#37 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 07:06 PM

 

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."

Glad to see Harvey is still making the rounds.

 

No one brings anything little into a bar.

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#38 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 07:09 PM

 

Success strategy? Every cracked tooth = a homerun? Let's get that man some ROCKS!

Not that i am wise to the inner workings of the tooth fairy's organization (unless Hogfather is less fictional than most believe) but i believe there is a pillow involved in the prossess... Which is perhaps counter-intuitive when considering homeruns.


#39 Joe A. Preusser

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Posted 14 March 2021 - 08:27 PM

Not that i am wise to the inner workings of the tooth fairy's organization (unless Hogfather is less fictional than most believe) but i believe there is a pillow involved in the prossess... Which is perhaps counter-intuitive when considering homeruns.


You are forgetting our famous "nap room," which Nelson Cruz has praised for helping him mash baseballs over the fence.

I'm on to something here.

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Posted 15 March 2021 - 05:30 PM

Nancy Reagan and Harvey references -things you do not find in many of the other sport forums and what makes this one stand alone Although no amount of bleach is going to erase that image of Chief and Nancy.

 

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