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#1 Vanimal46

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 11:35 AM



These injuries are getting absurd.
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Posted 11 March 2021 - 11:44 AM

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

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#3 MMMordabito

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 12:34 PM

 

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

 

Maybe it was a tomahawk ribeye, and he went all medieval on it.

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#4 Vanimal46

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 12:45 PM

 

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

It certainly wasn't Hank Hill! 

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 01:01 PM

Of course he did.

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 01:35 PM

Medium rare Byron. Medium rare.

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 02:12 PM

Checking the calendar to see if I slept through March 31.

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#8 Dave The Dastardly

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 03:13 PM

Okay, I'll bite. Is this story real, or was it just thrown out there for fandom mastication?

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 04:34 PM

I assumed this was a Randball Stu article, until it wasn't.

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#10 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 11 March 2021 - 06:21 PM

Okay, I'll bite. Is this story real, or was it just thrown out there for fandom mastication?


Yes.
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Posted 11 March 2021 - 06:30 PM

You can't make this up. Probably Covid related. Next step - 14 day quarantine. 


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Posted 11 March 2021 - 11:02 PM

Hard one to swallow.
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#13 sampleSizeOfOne

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 12:07 AM

 

I assumed this was a Randball Stu article, until it wasn't.

Has it not yet been addressed in the comments for the existent article?

 

We have been remiss. Obviously, the old ones have not.

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#14 terrydactyls1947

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 08:43 AM

I can relate to this. I cracked a tooth eating mussels and they are even softer than a steak. Weird things can happen!

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 11:23 AM

This should answer some questions.

 

https://youtu.be/kI9_wnlOx0Q

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#16 Joe A. Preusser

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 11:47 AM

3 months out or 4?
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Posted 12 March 2021 - 12:22 PM

I once chipped a tooth eating at a restaurant, not sure what the food was.It wasn't the food I chipped my tooth on though, it was the fork - I somehow had the fork tilted in an awkward way in my mouth and chomped down on it.


#18 ashbury

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 12:34 PM

I once chipped a tooth eating at a restaurant, not sure what the food was.It wasn't the food I chipped my tooth on though, it was the fork - I somehow had the fork tilted in an awkward way in my mouth and chomped down on it.

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.
 

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#19 USAFChief

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 06:44 PM

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.

I once had Nancy Reagan give me the exact same advice about something or other. It's a bit hazy as to what.
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Cutting my carbs...with a pizza slicer.


#20 USAFChief

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Posted 12 March 2021 - 06:44 PM

3 months out or 4?

no.

Cutting my carbs...with a pizza slicer.