Delmon Young's Fat Bonus
Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:25 PM
Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.
As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).
Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:47 PM
$250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire
$100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield
$500k for every walk he gets this season
$1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.