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#1 SpiritofVodkaDave

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:53 PM

This story is just to hilarious! $600,000 to not be a fat slob. :jump::jump::jump::whacky028:

Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

#2 jm3319

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:58 PM

damn, beat me to it. I was going to share the article. Unbelievable.

#3 LaBombo

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:59 PM

Hopefully Ryan is still listening to the same scouts that signed off on his idea to trade Garza and Bartlett for this potatohead.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:04 PM

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:25 PM

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.


As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:34 PM

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).


I'll be willing to bet it was over one of three topics:

1. Money
2. Middle East politics
3. Who makes the best knish this side of the Mississippi
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#7 minn55441

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:49 PM

I wonder if they will publish the results of these 6 weigh-ins?

#8 LaBombo

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:56 PM

Now if Delmon would just grow a 'stache and find the right bowler hat.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:47 PM

Other incentives I heard that are in his contract:

$250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire
$100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield
$500k for every walk he gets this season
$1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.

#10 Knotholemike

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:36 PM

One of the most over-rated prospects of ALL time.

#11 SpiritofVodkaDave

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:32 PM

Uhhh wow, I bet Delmon would be a fan of this gestapo style moderation here at twinsdaily.com that completely changed the title of this thread without my permission.

The proper title was/is: Delmon Young: Worthless piece of fat human ****!