One thing about Wind Surge, no one could possibly be offended. I know a couple of local power company employees who would be very upset that a baseball team would be called Linemen. Come to think of it, Indians will soon be available.
I drink Surge when i can get it, and if were a Coca-Cola distributor, i might be offended if someone implied it gave you wind.
But if i am grasping at straws, it is only to drink more Surge to drown my sorrows at being offended. Please forgive my wind.