Hot Damn! Rub that Crystal Ball!
Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:57 PM
My prediction is this: In 2016 Aaron Hicks will become the first 30HR/30SB player in the history of the MN Twins.
Posted 03 November 2012 - 10:07 PM
On the Saturday before Super Sunday... The Core of the sun collapses in the blink of an eye and explodes into a supernova. The commissioner with his last breath cancels the Superbowl. Drew Butera survives.
Posted 03 November 2012 - 10:27 PM
Posted 04 November 2012 - 05:19 AM
1B/C/DH Joe Mauer (80/40/20 Games)
2B/CF Eddie Rosario
3B/1B/DH Miguel Sano
SS Daniel Santana
C Jarrod Saltalamachia
LF Max Kepler
CF Aaron Hicks
RF Oswaldo Arcia
DH/Super UT Trevor Plouffe
OF Ben Revere
C/OF Chris Herrmann
1B/OF/DH Chris Parmelee
UI Brian Dozier
SP Josh Johnson (FA signing 2014)
SP Scott Baker (Last option year 2013 contract)
SP Kyle Gibson
SP Scott Diamond
SP JO Barrios
CL Glen Perkins
RP JT Chargois
RP Mason Melotakis
RP Luke Bard
RP Michael Tonkin
RP Jered Burton
RP Sean Manaea (2013 first round pick long relief/fill-in starter takes over for Baker in 2016)
Manager of the Year: Paul Molitor
Edited by ScottyB, 04 November 2012 - 05:26 AM.
Posted 04 November 2012 - 07:47 AM
In 2013 Justin Morneau wins the American League MVP as the Twins win the AL Central, only to be eliminated in a 1 game playoff by the Toronto Blue Jays.
winning the central and losing a 1 game playoff... pretty impressive since only wildcard teams play in the playoff.
Posted 04 November 2012 - 10:52 AM
@BaseballPirate: Mike Pelfrey is a Sasquatch. Drew Butera is the #BoatAnchor. Nick Punto is my spirit animal.
Posted 04 November 2012 - 03:07 PM
In 2017, Woody Harrelson and a group of investors purchase the Twins from the Pohlads. At the time of purchase the reigning manager is Jim Riggleman. He is quickly fired and replaced by Kevin Costner as field manager - Ted Danson, Wesley Snipes, Tim Robbins, John Goodman, John Cusack, and Tom Selleck fill out the coaching staff respectively. Bark's Lounge is one of the investors and I take care of all of them... because when they met... it was Moider!
Assuming the above is fiction. Ron Gardenhire retires as Twins Manager after the 2017 season. At his retirement press conference, his only statement is this: "I am 60 years old and I look like I am 80 - I need some time to spend with my grand kids and save the remainder of my strength to focus on this upcoming Senior League Bowling season." After this statement, Terry Ryan names Drew Butera as his successor. Rick Anderson is retained as Drew's Pitching Coach.
On a another note: Ron Gardenhire is offered and accepts the acting role of "Ben Luckett" in the remake of the movie "Cocoon". Wilford Brimley was the actor who portrayed "Ben Luckett" in the original movie.