All rise!
The right honourable Umpire is entering the stadium (do the get walk
up music? if not, what should they have?)
On the charge of waiting until the last second to write a game thread intro,
how do you plead?
Squirrel!
Let the Jury take note that the defendent won't give a straight answer.
Wait... who is in this jury you're talking about?
Why, the contributors to this thread, naturally.
Oh, for a moment you were making light of the injured twins, as being "in jury"...
Hardly. That's how you see the world. Let the record show that the defendent
thinks that Movie Quotes make a good game thread intro.
Just settin' a good example: others should chime in likewise.
Ha ha. Very funny. Let the record show that silly names are attached to these threads with out
rhyme or reason.
I thought i had a reason at the time... Patience is a name as well as a virtue,
and we only gotta wait half a month to see how they do in playoffs... We made
it through 5.5 months already!
Is it really a name?
Yes. And the title character of a Comic Opera. See. i'm enriching the thread.
But worst of all, you think a Judicial System parody is appropriate for a
game thread intro?
I see your point. I will wear the cone of shame.
Foreman, will you read the verdict?
Foreman? Oh, right. This is a pourly thought out metaphor.
And you need to deliberate. While you are deliberating, you might consider
tuning into the Twins Game against Chicago, it might give you some perspective.
Chicago
0. Ross Detwiler ( L) P
1. Leury Garcia ( S ) RF
2. Tim Anderson (R ) SS
3. Jose Abreu (R ) 1B
4. Eloy Jimenez (R ) LF
5. Yoan Moncada ( S ) 3B
6. James McCann (R ) C
7. Yolmer Sanchez ( S ) 2B
8. Zack Collins ( L) DH
9. Adam Engel (R ) CF
Minnesota
0. Martin Perez ( L) P
1. Mitch Garver (R ) C
2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS
3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH
4. Eddie Rosario ( L) RF
5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B
6. Marwin Gonzalez ( S ) 1B
7. Luis Arraez ( L) LF
8. Jonathan Schoop (R ) 2B
9. Ryan LaMarre (R ) C
