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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 8/27/2019

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#261 SQUIRREL

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Posted 27 August 2019 - 10:31 PM

 

But big towns and public transit are so SCARY!

HOW DO YOU EVEN

Oh ... I just keep my eyes closed ... duh! Good thing I'm not scared of the dark, though.

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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But a skunkweed will always be a skunkweed and instantly recognizable. 


#262 Brock Beauchamp

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Posted 27 August 2019 - 10:50 PM

 

Oh ... I just keep my eyes closed ... duh! Good thing I'm not scared of the dark, though.

Could mean several things, will need clarification.

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Posted 27 August 2019 - 10:51 PM

 

Could mean several things, will need clarification.

Well, when you close your eyes, it's dark.

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But a skunkweed will always be a skunkweed and instantly recognizable. 


#264 MVP Nick Punto

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Posted 28 August 2019 - 01:46 AM

My son asked me to come up with an anagram for "eleven plus two."

I told him "twelve plus one"

The apocalyptic rage I feel right now has never been equalled by another sentient being in the history of existence.

#265 AlwaysinModeration

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Posted 28 August 2019 - 05:02 AM

My son asked me to come up with an anagram for "eleven plus two."

I told him "twelve plus one"


I’m still trying to get my mind around this one.

#266 Blake

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Posted 28 August 2019 - 06:32 AM

 

Have to say ... that last play brought the game to a very sudden end. Can’t wait to get home and see the video on that. Sitting here now waiting for the train. And no, Yarni, I’m not scared.


#267 ashbury

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Posted 28 August 2019 - 07:26 AM

How many times has the Twins starting nine actually started?

Riverbrian would tell you there is no such thing. :)

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#268 ashbury

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Posted 28 August 2019 - 07:39 AM

The apocalyptic rage I feel right now has never been equalled by another sentient being in the history of existence.

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Maybe once. Assuming Ogre was sentient.

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