After mailing in the last thread (FYI, trying to FedEx electrons to TD is marginally easier than herding cats. Marginally.)
I decided to put some thought and effort into this game thread series opener. ("game thread series opener" is a trick to increase word count because, nothing says "lots of thought went into the opener" quite like a bunch of words on a screen)
What was interesting about the "mailing it in" start of the game series thread openers was the Twins sweeping Texas,
and, apparently, Tony Diaz switching uniforms so he could show Texas the proper way to run their way out of innings.
Which brings us to today, Twins taking on the White Sox, a team the Twins have handled pretty well this year. Unfortunately, though, I cannot engage in my usual mockery of Sox fielding, due to the Twins have their own problems when it comes to catching the ball. Curse you Twins, for taking some of my best material from me! (Now there is a batting practice comment. There will be points awarded to best riff)