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Game Thread: Twins vs. Oakland 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 7/18/20

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#541 Riverbrian

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:47 PM

 

Yeah, but that was a fooled you for the 4th time ... tonight ... this one thread ... 

 

I got a weak spot for sophisticated practical jokes. 

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#542 IndianaTwin

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:49 PM

How old ARE you???
 
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Old enough for magnesium citrate, but still a few strokes under Paar.
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#543 Tom Froemming

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:50 PM

 

Uh ... you put mustard on those? Not ketchup?

Since the Twins were down, I figured I'd better put extra "catch up" on this one ...

 

OK, I'll see myself out now

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#544 ashbury

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:53 PM

Yeah, okay, now don't overdo it ... you'll ruin the schtick

My card, ma'am.

 

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#545 ashbury

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:55 PM

I got a weak spot for sophisticated practical jokes. 

Be sure and let us know when you see one. And where.

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:57 PM

Since the Twins were down, I figured I'd better put extra "catch up" on this one ...

 

OK, I'll see myself out now

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#547 BattleYourTailOff

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:58 PM

Good win. I don’t remember the Tigers rolling over for us the way they’ve rolled over for the Indians. The Tigers are awful but damn can they at least win 1?
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#548 SQUIRREL

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:02 PM

 

OK, I'll see myself out now

 

I think that would be wise.

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:15 PM

 

I ate a chicken corn dog in the middle of this game.

 

Coincidence?

 

Nah ... no way.

Did it have spicy mustard?

Because, if not, you cost the Twins a run.

New metric: DTFCTTARTSM.

 

Did Tom Froeming Cost The Twins A Run Through Spicy Mustard

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#550 Blake

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:46 PM

 

Remember...

 

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Umm, I think that ship sailed when the thread was started.


#551 Blake

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:49 PM

How in the world did this game thread make 28 pages?

 

It's like I don't know you people any more.

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#552 Blake

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:53 PM

 

coincidentally, precisely how I view my age!

Through a 100 power telescope?

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#553 Blake

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:57 PM

 

I can be if you add them together.

I'd rather not risk breaking my calculator. Not sure it can deal with digits that large.


#554 David HK

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 11:22 PM

 

Uh ... you put mustard on those? Not ketchup?

Yikes.

 

I think those things deserve only the cheapest ketchup imaginable.

 

Maybe even catsup.

 

And only at close-to-expiry-date sale price.

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#555 Blake

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 07:07 AM

 

I ate a chicken corn dog in the middle of this game.

 

Coincidence?

 

Nah ... no way.

While the results were excellent, I still have to ask, "Why?"


#556 SwainZag

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 09:07 AM

 

How in the world did this game thread make 28 pages?

 

It's like I don't know you people any more.

 

2 pages of optimism, 19 pages of "the world is ending" "this team is toast" "DFA fire everyone" and 7 pages of "woohoo"

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#557 USAFChief

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 09:37 AM

 

2 pages of optimism, 19 pages of "the world is ending" "this team is toast" "DFA fire everyone" and 7 pages of "woohoo"

And Batman.

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 10:45 AM

 

And Batman.

And all things Sumerian.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 10:48 AM

 

And all things Sumerian.

If you're going to go there...

 

https://www.omniglot...ng/sumerian.htm

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