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Article: Sources: Injury Gods Advise 'Not Getting Attached' to Willians Astudillo

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#21 ANDwon

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 06:39 AM

The Twins tried to sacrifice a first base/dh player already but were told "there is no Duda only Zuul!"
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#22 Platoon

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 06:52 AM

Raisins? In brownies??
Are you TRYING to bring down the wrath of the gods on us???

If you want to enjoy the average Twins season, it's not raisins you need in brownies! :)
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TwinsWorld: Did you hear we just updated the Stadium Club?

If I wanted balls and strikes called by a robot, I would get an Xbox!

#23 Platoon

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 06:54 AM

If Astudillo gets hurt, I don't think the fans here could take it, so don't tell us. Just tell us that he's much happier now playing at a farm with other tortugas.

Astudillo could end up playing with the other tortugas on a farm, in Upstate New York. Rochester to be specific! :(
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TwinsWorld: Did you hear we just updated the Stadium Club?

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#24 Doctor Wu

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 08:32 AM

It's time to bring back Carl Pavano!

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#25 spycake

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 09:23 AM

More articles like this please :)


I hope you mean more funny articles, and not more articles with "injury" in the title!

#26 Doomtints

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 12:00 PM

This is a good time of year for these articles, were I find myself with my highest level of skepticism and lowest level of confidence in how the Twins business acts/treats players/chooses who to sign and play.

Twins Manifesto: Build for .500, hope for more.


#27 AlwaysinModeration

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 02:26 PM

Tyler Austin and Tyler Jay it is then! Any more Tyler's to give up?


These gods are so mean and spiteful, they might afflict the Twins with some sort of scary comebacker, hitting him so hard that the letter “A” from the Rawlings baseball is emblazoned on the chest (or maybe left shoulder) of Taylor Rogers, forcing him to miss 4-80 months.

Oh, and Duffey is next,

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 08:06 AM

 

These gods are so mean and spiteful, they might afflict the Twins with some sort of scary comebacker, hitting him so hard that the letter “A” from the Rawlings baseball is emblazoned on the chest (or maybe left shoulder) of Taylor Rogers, forcing him to miss 4-80 months.

Oh, and Duffey is next,

Ah forgot about Duffey, knew there was at least one more Tyler.

 

The gods care not for that Tyler. The decent curve with no second pitch to mix makes him very unappealing to them. For that offer, Taylor Rogers (not a Tyler) is now anywhere from day-to-day to career ending with a right hand strain (please note that he is a lefty).

Hit dingers.  Never bunt.




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