Has it gotten so bad? No game thread for me to lurk on, randomly comment in, and abandon? I'm like David Duchovny (or was it someone else) in that classic SNL skit, where he keeps coming up with these great, witty comebacks, but he's always five minutes late and they've lost their appropriateness. But then he invents a time machine, and uses it to go back and fix Paul Molitor's bullpen usage from earlier in the season, saving Reed's arm for the game last night.
No, actually, he uses it to go back and deliver his now perfectly timed zingers. Anyhow, the game is already started, so get cracking, 007!